Le Parker Meridien hotel on West 56th Street has a great deal for horny people looking to get some quick ass on their lunch break, according to the Post: For $150 you can have a room from 11am - 3pm but, for an extra $100 you get "champagne, strawberries with whipped cream and an on-demand adult film of your choice."
In this hilarious monologue, written and performed by comedian Joe Wengert, Mr. G, proprietor of Girardi's Frozen Yogurt, does not approve of the fun his workers are having at the expense of the employee corkboard.
The Wall Street Journal is really going for broke with these "lightning rod"-type opinion pieces lately. Amy Chua, the Tiger Mother, stayed atop the Journal's "most-read" list for weeks by outraging all of Western motherhood with her brash claims of Chinese superiority. Now, a new essay by Kay S. Hymowitz aims to do the same thing with single men.
Think your future is so bright you need shades? Think again. College Humor's new Dr. Seuss parody warns you about your inevitable crushed dreams and destiny for mediocrity. Enjoy!
Glenn Beck was on Bill O'Reily's show last night, talking about his ongoing anti-Google crusade. (See video above.) Glenn Beck only pays attention to things insofar as they fit into his crazy conspiracy theories, and he suddenly became aware of Google a couple weeks ago as news emerged about the key role Google executive Wael Ghonim played in Egypt's revolution.
After a long night of partying, as evidenced by these many empty bottles, these creative young men found the energy to put together a sweet performance of fast-paced orchestral classic "Flight of the Bumblebee". Enjoy.
Let's say you're going to hold up a gun store. You'd at least load your pistol, right? Well, someone should have told that to the two guys who tried to rob a 65-year-old gun store clerk in Kansas City yesterday. The would-be robbers asked for ammo and put $40 on the counter. Then, from the Kansas City Star:
Simon Cowell signed 10 year-old Heather Russel to a record deal based on her vocal performance in this video alone. Could she be the girl version of Justin Bieber?
Is it just me or does something about this whole interview feel a little off? I can't quite put my finger on it, but it's an unsettling clip full of chances for you to awkwardly laugh. Enjoy!
Former CNN celebrity profiler Larry King was interviewed by BBC Radio 4, and he had a few things to say about his replacement at CNN, Piers Morgan! King started out with this: "I don't want to be horrible about him, I think he's a fine broadcaster" — which roughly translates to "this guy is an obnoxious prick, but he's got a good television voice, I guess." King goes on about the guy he once said he didn't know:
There's a lot of protest footage coming out of Madison, WI right now, but none of it will inspire you like this moving video by UW student Matt Wisniewski.
All this cat wants to do is jump into it's reflection. Too bad, mirrors are solid.
After killing protesters in their sleep, Bahrain's ruling monarchy says demonstrators can stay in Pearl roundabout and they've offered to hold talks with all opposition members. Yemen is still going off, and Human Rights Watch says 84 people have been killed in Libya over the last three days. Here's a look at what's happening across the Middle East and North Africa.
Finally, Sarah MacLachlan has apologized for those depressing animal commercials. This parody has her saying "Every day, innocent people are emotionally harmed by my depressing ASPCA commercials and they're crying out for help" and apologizing for "harshing your buzz."
