Who better to mock the girls that go through ANTM's auditioning process than Tyra Banks herself? Here's our queen—in all of her crazy glory—acting out some of the "types" of gals that "wanna be on top."

Above is a picture of Democratic Oregon representative David Wu wearing a fuzzy tiger costume uncovered by the Portland alt-weekly Wilamette Week. Wu sent the picture to some staffers from his official Blackberry early on a Saturday morning last October, which raises some questions.

Oddly enough, this brotastic video makes a lot more sense than the original. Congratulations Univerisity of Arkansas! You've managed to make a bad song even more terrible.

As with all news from Libya, much of it is difficult to confirm. But multiple sources are reporting that several anti-Qaddafi protests have broken out in Tripoli for the first time today, and gunfire can be heard across the city.

The Vatican has issued a statement in response to travel agencies trying to sell tickets to the May 1 beatification of Pope John Paul II, because there are no actual tickets for the event. From Vatican Radio:

Tonight at 9pm, NBC will air a two-hour program about the behind-the-scenes madness of all 36 seasons of Saturday Night Live. It seems worth tuning in just for the story that Steve Martin teases in this commercial!

Sex addiction is slowly, inevitably, becoming an accepted thing. Time frames a long article about sex addiction as a debate over whether sex addiction is truly an addiction or just dudes (mostly) being horny dudes. But, come on. When something gets on the addiction path there's no getting off: Within ten years we'll discover the gene for sex addiction, and we'll have already gone through a wave of, and backlash against, sex addiction memoirs. Mothers Against Sex Addiction will form after some sex addict crashes his car while masturbating.

The AP reports today that over half the members of the Texas House have signed onto a measure requiring that universities allow students and faculty to carry concealed weapons on campus. What a terrible idea.

An Egyptian man who wanted to show his gratitude to Facebook for its role in the January 25 protests has named his baby Facebook. Here's the article from the Egyptian paper Al-Ahram, as translated by TechCrunch:

Remember when Gayle King had James Earl Jones read the lyrics to Justin Bieber's "Baby"? Well, it was only a matter of time before someone played it with a clip from Star Wars... and then the world exploded.

South Korean military sources claim that North Korea is working at the site of its two previous nuclear bomb tests — "obvious" proof that they are "preparing for a third nuclear test." Oh, great.

The online hacktivist collective Anonymous first came into being to protest the Church of Scientology in 2008. After rising to prominence with recent pro-Wikileaks attacks against Mastercard, Visa and Paypal, the group is returning to its church-bashing roots. Anonymous' next target appears to be the hate-spewing Westboro Baptist Church. They may have met their match.

Despite the recent news about China's economy overtaking Japan's as the new second-biggest, it's doubtful that they'll be able to create the strange whimsical culture that Japan has. You can even see it in their medicine ads.

Crappy bookstore chain Borders is toast. So The Washington Post has asked readers to submit a three sentence novel about the store:

Used car dealerships can be shady, but Barkley Automotive in Dealership: The Series is more of an absurd playground. Four ridiculous characters come together to sell cars, and the result is a clever, lowbrow, and overall high-quality web series.

It is 2011, and Maureen Dowd wrote a column about how people are mean on the Internet. Were you aware that Yahoo! comments are often disgusting?

The royal wedding invitation is here! Kim Kardashian licks her boyfriend's tongue in public. Lindsay Lohan's parents battle for her in the tabloids. Old pictures of JWoww making out with a girl. Sunday Gossip Roundup is here.

Muammar el-Qaddafi seems to being going with a scorched earth-lite policy of dealing with protesters in Libya — he's allegedly hired African mercenaries to bolster his troops, who have been wantonly killing civilians and shooting people at funerals.

Boy, that pesky Gulf oil spill thing just won't go away: "I've been to the bottom [...] It's not going to be fine by 2012," marine scientist Samantha Joye told the AP. But BP says otherwise. What gives?

Kanye promised a video for "All of the Lights" was coming by this weekend, and he didn't let us down. What West, Rihanna, and Kid Cudi delivered is a visual delight. Rihanna's not so bad on the eyes, either.