The royal wedding invitation is here! Kim Kardashian licks her boyfriend's tongue in public. Lindsay Lohan's parents battle for her in the tabloids. Old pictures of JWoww making out with a girl. Sunday Gossip Roundup is here.

  • Above is a picture of Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding invitation, sent to about 1,900 people. (Click to enlarge.) Embroidered with gold, made of paper sprinkled with the ground-up bones of London orphans (we think?)! According to the invitation you're supposed to wear a "uniform, morning coat or lounge suit." Guess it's good we didn't get invited: Our morning coat is at the cleaner's. Looks like William's aunt, Sarah Furgeson, Duchess of York, also got snubbed because she was caught soliciting bribes for access to the royal family. [People, Popeater]
  • Dina Lohan complained that the media is making Lindsay Lohan's life suck… while she was on "Good Morning America"—an appearance for which she was paid $15,000. Meanwhile, depending on whose article you believe, Lindsay is either begging for her mom to visit more often to support her (TMZ) or having an awesome time eating takeout with her super-supportive dad (Radar). It's not a competition! [P6]
  • Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend, basketball player Kris Humpries smooched their way through L.A. on Friday. "While Kim and her New Jersey Nets star kept their PDA to a minimum, the two got a little raunchy at one point in the night when Kim was caught sticking her tongue out at Humphries, who proceeded to bend down and lick her tongue with his." And this was in front of the whole family. Ew. [E!]
  • Celine Dion couldn't figure out what to name her twin sons after she took them home from the hospital, so she called them "Baby A" and Baby B" for a week. That's got to leave a subtle impression on their brains. Years from now, they'll have flashbacks to the time they were labelled like lab experiments. In the end, Dion named them Eddy and Nelson. [People]
  • Dianna Agron and Alex Pettyfer, co-stars of I Am Number Four have broken up after about a year of dating. Last month, Pettyfer gushed to Ellen that "She's an amazing woman and she's got this old school, classic movie star elegance to her." Maybe he didn't like the movie. [US, E!]
  • The members of Destiny's Child—Beyonce, Michelle Williams and Kelly Rowland—were spotted dining together in Los Angeles, prompting reunion rumors. Maybe they'll pull a Radiohead and unexpectedly release a new album tomorrow. [P6]
  • Lady Gaga worked with Clarence Clemons from Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band on her new alboum, and it was worth it for the picture alone: They look like extras on an episode of Sesame Street from hell. [Radar]
  • Reese Witherspoon loves Robert Pattinson, her co-star in Water for Elephants: "He's so amazing and wonderful and sweet and just the nicest guy too, so you can just add that to the soup. I mean, he's just so good looking and he's a really nice person." And this is just some guy she's been working with! Would love to hear what she says about her fiance. [People]
  • Here are some pictures of JWoww and a girl making out in 2008. Basically, they look like Facebook pictures from that girl in high school who randomly befriend you last month, and you're like, What the hell happened? [Socialite Life]