Apparently, music legends as big as the Beatles can still be "little monsters," as evidenced by this video of Sir Paul McCartney dancing at Lady Gaga's Madison Square Garden show.

This week's episode of The Bachelor was the dreaded "meet the parents" episode! Yes, Brad went to each of the four finalist's hometowns and met the family. Or in Shawntel's case—the funeral home she works at.

Don't feel guilty about your terrible delivery food habits. When you are old and infirm, they might just save your life! One such person, an old lady pizza enthusiast who has ordered from a Memphis Domino's every day for three years, can fully attest to this fact.

While discussing Jennifer Aniston's dress at the premiere of her new movie, Billy Bush digressed into a long conversation about his favorite kind of side boob. Apparently "full spillage is the worst" — but isn't that just straight-up naked breasts?

Republican Sen. John Thune, who's only been considered a possible presidential candidate because he's hot, won't run after all. Sorry ladies, and David Brooks! You'll have to go back to making out with your Mitt Romney pin-ups, yet again.

When Cobie Smulders returned to the Late Show last night, she revealed a fact that I was unaware of—that the father of her 2-year-old daughter and fiancé is none other than Saturday Night Live newbie Taran Killam. What?!

Taping in Rockefeller Center sure is dangerous, and not because of all the annoying tourists. Today while taping in the outdoor plaza, a crazy person hopped the barricade and lunged for hosts Meredith Vieira, Al Roker, and an android known as the Willie Geist 3000. Don't worry, no weathermen were injured in the making of this film.

Libyan dictator Muammar Qaddafi expanded on his brief but legendary comments from yesterday in a much longer address to the nation today. He rambled for well over an hour about random stuff, much like he did in his first speech to the United Nations in 2009. For example: "It's impossible for the youth to follow anyone else. If not Qaddafi, who else would they follow? Somebody with a beard?" Yes. Wait, what?

As part of "Where Are They Now?" week, The View had on Jessica Hahn, who had a sexual encounter with 1980's televangelist Jim Bakker. Rudely, she juxtaposes her experience with Barbara's affair with a senator, provoking Barbara to snappily retaliate.

It's okay for college kids, or white kids, or even rich and famous kids to like rap; or even to rap themselves, if they happen to be blessed with that particular talent. But it's not okay for rich famous white college kids to butcher rap music, for laffs (on purpose, or unintentionally). Not any more, at least. Maybe it was funny the first time someone tried it, oh so many years ago? We doubt it. But maybe. Now, though... we present you with Pussy Breath.

We all know that Watson dominated on Jeopardy, but would he impress the judges on American Idol?

The night before his assassination, President John F. Kennedy attended an event for the League of United Latin American Citizens in Austin. Roy Botello took a silent film of him and his wife, Jackie, arriving at the event. After sitting in a drawer for 47 years, the footage is now on the internet.

Everyone knows that when Michelle Obama wears something in public, it's either going to sell out or cause a controversy. What everyone doesn't know is that there is plenty of behind-the-scenes drama among the women who dress her.

The musician who crashed Paris Hilton's birthday party and absconded with a three-tier cake, finally ate the purloined pastry. He split it into 125 pieces and shared it with a Los Angeles soup kitchen. It was "delicious," he says. [Facebook]

The plot of last night's House was basically an excuse to have Hugh Laurie interact with a bunch of precocious 5th graders, but it resulted in some memorable sequences, like this homage to everyone's favorite "old" movie about foot massages.

In this hilarious interview, Matt Damon and Emily Blunt answer a series of "yes or no" questions, including whether or not Matt has ever seen Ben's private parts. While he denies ever having seen it, holding it is another story!

Nigel Marsh, author of Fat, Forty, and Fired says that making grand, sweeping changes to your life will ultimately end in failure—much like a crash diet. Strategic little changes make the biggest difference, Marsh says. [Lifehacker]

Take note boys, this little girl knows what she wants. She refuses to settle down until she has a job even if he comes "running out" asking for her hand in marriage.

Last night's episode of Little Golden Books: The House of Mirth involved the biggest drug deal yet in show history, and yet people didn't seem all that concerned. Didn't seem all that worried that they could get caught with $100,000 worth of cocaine and be sent to Sing Sing for the rest of their pretty lives. No, they seemed more concerned about the future of Fart Bass Industries than they did about their own futures. Odd.

Betty just turned 90 and she's still America's Sweetheart, it's easy to see why. Watch her discuss what it's like entering a new decade of life, her favorite birthday present and what she'd do with Kelly if she replaced Regis.