Ted Williams gets a TV series, James Franco's rejected song for the Oscars, more remixes of Justin Bieber getting shot on CSI, and the Jeopardy! porn parody you don't want to see.

As Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) continues to push for a bill that would eliminate collective bargaining rights for almost all of the state's employees, a Gallup/USA Today poll taken amid the standoff finds that most Americans would oppose a similar measure in their own state.

Sometimes some of the greatest things on the Internet cannot stay on the Internet; today, Sassy Gay Friend became a spokesperson.

In this month's Interview magazine, Justin Timberlake interviews Amanda Seyfried by phone. Compared to previous Interview kiss-fests—like Kidman fluffing Cotillard or Kanye humping Rihanna's leg—it was pretty tame. Until, in the middle of a conversation about Gary Oldman and apropos nothing, Seyfried blurted this:

Today at Gawker.TV, The Bachelor visits the finalist's hometowns, Kathie Lee and Hoda celebrate "National Margarita Day," Jessica Hahn insults Barbara Walters, and Carmelo Anthony dodges questions about his trade to the Knicks mere hours before it happens on Conan.

Congratulations to maxgee for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame.

Route 66 is full of potholes and Wal-Mart is out of asthma medication. A high school football field is being used for mass graves. Welcome to Homefront, the first big-budget video game for the modern, frustrated American. [Kotaku]

The Oscars are on Sunday and today is Tuesday, meaning you need to start planning your menu for the party. Luckily we're here to give you some ideas for the perfect awards show feast, all based on this year's nominees!

Watch this kids vocal range surprise the audience and the Judges on Romania's Got Talent. Unfortunately there are not subtitles to hear the judges dumbfounded reactions.

Gay porn website QueerClick offers some very convincing photographic (and we mean graphic!) evidence that one of the sets that played a big part in you-know-it's-gonna-win-Best-Picture flick The King's Speech was previously used in a skin flick.

HIMYM gave us some big plot reveals in last night's episode. Without being too spoiler-ly, Marshall and Lily make some big life changes, Barney takes a stab at actual dating, and Ted's love life is about to change.

Indiana's Republican legislature tried to pass a major anti-union bill this morning, as is the hot new trend. It would have passed. But thanks to the Wisconsin example, Indiana's Democrats knew how to respond and have fled the state to deny Republicans a quorum for a vote. They're either in Illinois or Kentucky because, as the Indianapolis Star explains, they "need to go to a state with a Democratic governor to avoid being taken into police custody and returned to Indiana." This gets more fun by the day. Aren't you having fun? Well, in any case.

In your chilly Tuesday media column: Michael Ware's rugged face will not return to CNN, the NYT's remarkable government-friendly duplicity, the Time Inc. executive shakeup continues, Men's Fitness's editor is out, Chicago mag ripped off, and a reporter's mysterious death.

Star Trek's Mr. Sulu, George Takei, finally figured out the abbreviation "FF" on Twitter means "follow Friday," and not "fist fuck" as it does on homosexual sex websites. The end of his week just got a lot sadder.

Columbia University invited a speaker to discuss bringing back the ROTC. Brian Kilmeade doesn't believe any parent would send their child to a school that would heckle and boo young war vet, Anthony Maschek, for having conservative views.

Oh dear. A site called Brokelyn, for the recession-affected Brooklyn dweller, has published a "First Person" article entitled "How to survive as a SAHG (stay-at-home-girlfriend)." Hm! OK. It could be a tongue-in-cheek kind of jokey type thing, right? A humorous essay chronicling the silly misadventures of a young woman stepping into more "traditional" domestic duties while her live-in boyfriend is at work and she's looking for a new job. But... it's just not. It's really just not! Let's observe some samples from Quiana Stokes' strange composition.

The Wall Street Journal is ending the use of honorifics in its sports pages. Meaning that they will no longer say things like "Mr. Griffin then dunked on Mr. Mozgov, balls dangling harshly on Mr. Mozgov's chin." No more "Mr." or "Mrs." in the sports pages! In other words, they will write like human beings talk.

In an interview with topics ranging from his bare ass in a film to how to decorate your home, Ed helms stuck around for two delightful (and informative) segments on last night's Conan. Enjoy!

Yesterday the group Anonymous released a press release asking the United Nations to to enforce a no fly zone over Libya. This prompted the Glass Bead Collective to execute a guerrilla projection on the side of the United Nations building.

When reapplying for his job at the Maryland Department of Corrections Robert Collins was told that he had to give up his Facebook username and password as part of a background check. Oh, hell no!