This short clip recreates the whole of The Godfather in one incredible minute using only one take. Short, sweet, and full of gunshots.

If only you could topple dictators with a simple shake of your phone. Sadly, racing against your friends to gather the most oil before media interest runs out is not too far from the truth.

A passenger on a flight from San Francisco to Paris took a photo every two miles then strung them together so that we could experience the trip as well. Check out those Northern Lights!

On last night's brutes magutes elimination episode, America's strangest Republican primary yet saw the too-soon departure of one of the season's strongest voices. What happened? And how can we continue to live in a world where such terrible things occur? Let's figure it out.

The world of online poker is strange, shady and more than a little depressing. So what better place to start our national online poker experiment than Washington D.C? Digital Hold'em is coming to D.C.

Emile Hersch tried his hand at directing with this video for Daft Punk's "Alive", featuring a hipster and a body builder caught in a slightly homoerotic face-off that culminates in a ridiculous dance battle.

What a cute little 70-year-old lady!

Rupert Murdoch's News International, which operates the News of the World and his other British papers, is admitting that its reporters illegally accessed the voicemails of at least 24 celebrities and will settle a raft of lawsuits over the hacks.

January Jones bitches about bitches. Kate Gosselin's marriage counselor is suing her. Paz de la Huerta bounces back from beating up a reality star. JWoww wants to have babies. TGIFriday gossip.

This Oscar-winner likes to get "special massages" and his wife doesn't seem to mind. This other actor has a bizarre cure for acne scars. And this tabloid is being charged hefty sums for interviews. They don't even get a happy ending!

In not-very-shocking news from the Gulf of Mexico, scientists have said that six dolphins that washed up on the shore there had oil on them, and National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration officials have traced the oil directly to last year's BP spill. Previously, experts said that "unusual mortality events" were responsible for the deaths of over 400 baby dolphins in the Gulf. Well, we have a culprit for at least a few of them now.

After thinking about it for a day, NATO has refused to apologize for killing four Libyan rebels in another "friendly fire" incident yesterday, this time involving rebel tanks. Rear Admiral Russ Harding told reporters, "I'm not apologizing."

Porn-lite purveyor Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild was cleared of civil charges in Florida yesterday morning for allegedly causing emotional distress after he filmed underage girls' boobs for his frat boy DVD empire.

There's a crisis brewing in California's local, organic, grass-fed, humanely slaughtered meat industry, man. Nice butchers are in short supply, forcing farmers and consumers to (gasp!) forgo their oath to the locavore movement and get their meat from hundreds of miles away.

When Rebecca Black's "Friday" first came out, you probably didn't think a music video could get any worse. You may feel different after watching this Christian parody version, titled—what else?—"Sunday." [via Urlesque]

If there's a word to describe Gary Busey, "normal" is definitely not one of them. Case in point: Busey's interview with Jay Leno on this evening's Tonight Show, which was chock-full of insane moments. Here they are in one handy video!

After watching this time-lapse video of 2,459 photos stitched together, you'll be bowled over by the photographer's sense of adventure—not to mention Air France's passengers' willingness to allow a camera to click away every 30 seconds. [Gizmodo]

It's official: Bravo has dropped the axe on The Real Housewives of D.C., the first iteration of the Housewives franchise not to make it to a second season. Michaele, cheer up. There's always Celebrity Apprentice. [Washington Post]

On yesterday's Report, Stephen Colbert aired the first "My Fair Colbert: Stephen Colbert's Crown Jewels" segment, during which he ruined an afternoon tea session with royal biographer Hugo Vickers. Tonight, Colbert ruined a run-through of the proper etiquette for meeting the queen.

On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart talked about what we all figured he'd talk about: Glenn Beck's departure from Fox News. And, naturally, Stewart bid adieu to the paranoid loudmouth by reviving his famed, equally conspiratorial impersonation of Beck.