Your iPhone May Soon Suggest Creepy Dates

Ryan Tate · 06/16/11 03:36PM

It turns out there's a reason your iPhone has been stalking you: It might use your private data to hook you up with nearby iPhone owners. And you thought your mom was an awkward matchmaker.

Celebs No Longer Have to Write Their Own Crappy HuffPo 'Blogs'

Hamilton Nolan · 06/16/11 02:17PM

In your mordant Thursday media column: Arianna Huffington offers concierge service, layoff rumors at Meredith (confirmed), Tina Brown on snark, the Guardian's digital future, and Greta Van Susteren's embarrassment of the day.

Moneyball: Brad Pitt Has a Ball Problem

Richard Lawson · 06/16/11 02:04PM

Here's a trailer for Moneyball, based on the non-fiction book by Michael Lewis about the general manager of a struggling MLB team trying to turn it all around. This movie had some trouble in getting made, but now here it is!

Playboy Proudly Advertises 'Runaway Bride' Issue

Maureen O'Connor · 06/16/11 01:15PM

Say you're the 85-year-old ringleader of a massive pornographic empire, and like a gullible old slave-to-the-libido that you are, you propose to a 25-year-old and stake your reputation on the upcoming nuptials.

Toddlers & Tiaras: This Is What You Get When You Raise Entitled Children

Tracie Egan Morrissey · 06/16/11 01:00PM

For last night's premiere of the fourth season of Toddlers & Tiaras, the series' breakout stars—Eden Wood and Makenzie—were set up to go head-to-head in an '80s-themed pageant, with lots of hoopla leading up to the actual event. The girls (ages 6 and 5, respectively) were flown out to L.A. to appear on Entertainment Tonight, and throughout the episode, they were each shown how their lives have changed now that they've been "discovered" and are on their paths to fame. There were both pumped-up in their interview segments — and both were expecting to win the crown — but when it came to the actual competition, neither of them won the grand prize, which at first caused confusion and then, ultimately, lots of tears.

What Is J.K. Rowling's Mysterious New Website?

Richard Lawson · 06/16/11 11:56AM

Though billionaire Harry Potter writer J.K. Rowling registered the "Pottermore" domain name two years ago, she's only recently put something on the site. Not much of a something, though. Just a "Coming soon" tease and some owls. OMG, what is it??

Watch Two Guys Run Wild in an Empty Airport

Remy Stern · 06/16/11 11:51AM

Stranded overnight at the Dallas Fort-Worth airport, photographer Joe Ayala and his buddy videotaped themselves causing mischief and mayhem in the terminal that became their home for the night. [Jalopnik]

An Inexplicable Remix Of The View [NSFW]

Whitney Jefferson · 06/16/11 11:50AM

There really are no words to describe this video other than "completely insane." But let's try: here is a ridiculously edited discussion of a sex tape from a recent The View, juxtaposed with Rob Lowe talking about his own sex tape on Oprah, Satan Lady on Dr. Phil with lots of weird props added into and onto the ladies for your, uh, viewing enjoyment? We don't even know. We just don't want to watch this alone.

Rob Zombie Has Made a Woolite Commercial

Hamilton Nolan · 06/16/11 10:36AM

Demon from rock-n-roll hell and grindcore director Rob Zombie has just released his latest project: a commercial for Woolite™ brand laundry detergent. "It's not like it's scary," says Zombie. That's "cool." [NYT]

Runaway Playboy Bride Will Show Her Boobs, Be Famous Anyway

Maureen O'Connor · 06/16/11 10:30AM

Crystal Harris has perfect timing—it's too late for Hugh Hefner to cancel her issue of Playboy. Aniston moves in with her boyfriend. Emma Watson dates a co-star. Cee-Lo is tired of being famous. Thursday gossip is moving on.