I think cat videos are kind of stupid. "Oh, look at the cute thing this cat does. Isn't that adorable? I love cats." Please. Giggling at a cat video is like laughing at a fart joke. You can't help yourself from doing it, but you feel like an asshole for it nonetheless.

Weird Internets is a new series in which we spotlight and explore funny, bizarre, or otherwise interesting corners of the internet. Today: we talk to Katie Notopoulos, proprietor of "Sorry I Missed Your Party," diaper fetishist fetishist, and innovator in the field of "found schadenfreude."

There is just something arresting about the work of Australian "Smutographer" Elivs Di Fazio. It's a pretty simple formula: hot stud, short shorts, athletic kit, some toplessness, a wacky pose, and bam, you have something I just want to look at all afternoon. Here's the rest of the shoot.

Photographed exiting a beauty salon in Santa Monica, Kim Kardashian inadvertently revealed that she not only receives Google Alert emails whenever "Kim Kardashian" appears on the internet, but she actually spends her free time reading her personalized "Kim Kardashian" news alerts. This is remarkable for three reasons:

Today People published a post quoting Project Runway's finicky fashion doyenne Tim Gunn saying he hasn't had sex in 29 years. God, Tim, will you shut up about this?

Our old pal to the South, retired Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, has been watching these Republican debates, including the most recent one in which the candidates talked about Fidel Castro going to Hell. He has not been impressed, writing in an editorial that "the selection of a Republican candidate for the presidency of this globalized and expansive empire is - and I mean this seriously - the greatest competition of idiocy and ignorance that has ever been." But what if Mitch Daniels jumps in?

I know you've all seen that "Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit" video. It's funny. Maybe a little too long, but it's cute. Well, TMZ caught up with Randall (one name, like Cher) the real dude who narrated it. Holy shit, Honey Badger is his real voice.

Hahaha! Barack Obama made a funny joke in his State of the Union speech last night about how dumb the EPA was for forcing dairy farmers to have containment plans spelling out what to do if their massive milk facilities spring a leak. Stupid EPA! It's just "spilt milk," amirite? Milk is good for you, and you shouldn't cry when you spill it! Except when you spill it in massive amounts. Then it kills fish and threatens the water supply.

There is a wonderfully gonzo profile of Saturday Night Live airhead turned shrieking harpy conservative Victoria Jackson in the Miami New Times. It's dated for tomorrow, so let's glimpse into the future and look at all the completely insane quotes that Victoria has to give.

Marc Cenedella, a New York businessman who started an online job search site and now thinks he should be in the United States Senate, has apologized for all of the misogynist and otherwise stupid posts that were written on a website called "The personal blog of Marc Cenedella."

We got an angry email from Juliette Lewis' publicist (she must be doing pretty well if she has a publicist) saying that the girl getting boned in this picture by perv photo Terry Richardson is not Juliette Lewis. Then it must be a photo of Terry Richardson fucking a girl that looks like Juliette Lewis.

A while ago, a twenty-something geek we'll call Martin arranged a meeting with some potential clients in an an unusual place: the sidewalk across the street from a police precinct on Manhattan's West Side.

If you haven't noticed by the Juliette Lewis fucking, craven horror story contest, or Miley Cyrus penis cake, today is my "traffic day," meaning I have to get as many pageviews as I possibly can in 24 hours. If I'm figuratively whoring myself out, I might as well show you all how I literally whore myself out. Here is my Grindr profile.

Possessed Anthropologie mannequin Zooey Deschanel was not nominated for any Oscars on Tuesday.

There's nothing funny, at all, about the years of civil rights violations that took place in East Haven, Conn., where four officers were arrested yesterday for routinely abusing their power and intimidating Latinos who entered the suburb.

TMZ got their grubby little hands on some really amazing photos of slowly curdling tween sensation Miley Cyrus eating a penis cake. Oh, Miley, this actually makes me kind of love you.

Kudos to NYU's Brennan Center for Justice and the New York Times' Michael Powell for catching NYPD spokesman Paul Browne in massive, galling, and bald-faced lie. The man should be fired.

Anyone who has has had the misfortune of not being able to live alone has one: a story about a really wretched roommate. I'm not just talking about the one who forgets to take out the trash or uses the last square of toilet paper and makes you waddle, dirty-assed, across the bathroom for a new roll. No, I'm talking about the real psychos. Share your best crazy roommate story and win a prize!

Glenn Beck produced this pretty spot-on right-wing parody of those infamous spooky Anonymous video manifestos. Instead of overblown anarcho-revolutionary rhetoric, it's overblown ultraconservative rhetoric. Will Glenn Beck's fans now DDoS the SEIU's website and leak George Soros' personal emails?

Professional perv Terry Richardson is as well-known for his creepy sexual antics with his models as he is for making a living taking mediocre pictures taken on a white background. Juliette Lewis is famous for...hmmm...a few movies, I guess? Being in that "Shit Girls Say" video?