There is just something arresting about the work of Australian "Smutographer" Elivs Di Fazio. It's a pretty simple formula: hot stud, short shorts, athletic kit, some toplessness, a wacky pose, and bam, you have something I just want to look at all afternoon. Here's the rest of the shoot.

And if you think that's crazy, check out the attendant behind-the-scenes video, which is more like some sort of strange repetition of motion set to bird noises. It is what my id dreams of at night. Now, how am I going to get to Australia?

[Image by Elvis Di Fazio]

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