This tween star is always fighting with another tween star over boys. This actress has been in a string of abusive relationships and this is the worst yet, and this musician's career is being ruined by booze and drugs. Now that would be a first.

Weird Internets is a series in which we spotlight and explore funny, bizarre, or otherwise interesting corners of the internet. Today, we talk to Alejandra Gaitan, whose cleavage-baring videos as "TheReplyGirl" have turned her into one of YouTube's most hated personalities.

We got a racist lawsuit on our hands, y'all. According to Lisa Jackson, a former employee of Paula Deen Enterprises, fried Crisco drumstick Paula Deen and her brother Bubba exhibited racist and sexist behaviors in the work place.

Tomorrow is the big day when Apple announces its new "iPad 3." Or will it be called the "iPad HD?" Who gives a shit, really? Same gadget either way. Get a hobby.

It looks like the beginning of the end coincides with the unfortunate onset of the fedora.

Yesterday, we brought you part one of the Saga of the Princeton Student's Eleven Weapon Which Was Stolen from Wawa at 2 A.M. Today, we bring you its bittersweet conclusion, thanks to Princeton student Dan Mossing:

When we last checked in on the student loan bubble, debt levels stood at "unimaginably huge." And now? Still unimaginably huge. And poised to destroy your family, as well!

The most prominent and revered member of Anonymous, Sabu, has reportedly been an FBI informant for months. And thanks to his help, authorities today rounded up the last members of LulzSec, the notorious defunct hacking group he once led.

Dusty cavern of the perpetually knitting and crafting, Etsy is full of quirky potholders, dream catchers, homemade cat jewelery, and dick stuff. Yeah, dick stuff. Surprisingly (not that surprisingly), Etsy peddles a number of crocheted, Mod Podged, and beaded phallic goods.

On tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert addressed Rush Limbaugh's rant about Sandra Fluke and her sexual habits, which he naturally tore to pieces. In doing so, he showed that Limbaugh is the true prostitute.

Earlier today the Guardian published a story about livestreamers from the US who took a trip to Syria to capture the conflict that has many journalists perplexed. From the article:

On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart addressed the comments Rush Limbaugh made about Sandra Fluke. Stewart attempts to decode Rush's insane logic and finds it a pretty difficult task.

...In Iceland, that is. Former Prime Minister Geir Haarde is on trial for negligence over the 2008 financial collapse. From the BBC:

A five-year investigation by the Manhattan DA led to the arrest of 44-year-old Anna Gristina in late February, DNAinfo reports. The millionaire madam, as she has been dubbed, was also caught on tape boasting that she had made millions in the prostitution racket.

According to the Daily Mail, in a recent study psychologists found that women really don't like men with beards. To which I say, bullshit.

Now on sale at Sears, I Heart Butt Plugs t-shirts. I don't understand you, Sears, but goddammit if I don't respect you.

Katie the Goat, who gained prominence in 2006 when her tale of the dangers of nuclear power hit the papers, is conducting a farewell tour as she prepares to enter the great farm in the sky.

Queens Councilman Peter F. Vallone, Jr., took time out of his busy schedule of personally hunting down graffiti artists to speak out against Hollywood's war on Christians. What's got the councilman all fired up? The title of a new show on ABC, GCB, short for Good Christian Bitches. Judging by the subway poster, which is the closest I will ever get to watching this show, it's about a pretty white blond lady in her 30's who wears a lot of jewelry. Posted the councilman on his facebook:

The majority of the American Juggalo population only gets together once a year, at the annual Gathering of the Juggalos in Cave-in-Rock, Ill., and so it makes perfect sense that the community has now established its very own online base: JuggaloBook is the Juggalos' very own Facebook.

Venerable New York Times crossword editor Will Shortz was recently schooled on the meaning of "Illin'," sending shockwaves through the close-knit puzzler community. He's learned his lesson, if Sunday's crossword puzzle is any indication.