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Toxicology experts and law-enforcement officials have questioned the results of toxicology tests which appear to show that Rudy Eugene, the so-called "Causeway Cannibal," had no other drugs besides marijuana in his system the day he attacked elderly homeless man Ronald Poppo on Miami's MacArthur Causeway.

R&B superstar Usher's 11-year-old stepson Kile Glover has been declared brain dead following a jet ski accident that left him in critical condition on Friday, according to TMZ.

Did you catch the BIG SPLASH on the front page of NYT Travel section this past weekend? "Single in Chicago." Summary: Single woman goes to Chicago. Opening sentence: "IT'S hard to decide, while sipping a citrine cocktail called Sex on the Roof, what to gawk at first..." And?

Plenty of heartbreaking yelps and yips can be heard throughout the post-apocalyptic compound of Detroit rapper Young Calicoe as he callously introduces seemingly malnourished caged pitbulls as his "fighting dogs."

Is there any huge corporation too evil to engage in the production and marketing of yogurt, America's new crack cocaine? It appears that the answer is "no," as PepsiCo is now joining the yogurt fray, already occupied by a rogue's gallery of multinational players, Greek and otherwise. How much disinformation and propaganda must the "mainstream media" disseminate before the yogurt wars come to an end?

New York's 2nd Avenue Deli will be allowed to continue selling its "Instant Heart Attack" sandwich thanks to a Manhattan judge who ruled against a copyright infringement claim by infamous Las Vegas illness-monger The Heart Attack Grill.

Don't you just hate it when Alien Chestbursters take a wrong turn at Albuquerque and end up in your calf? This guy's leg knows what I'm talking about.

Dan Rather is reviewing HBO's The Newsroom for Gawker throughout the show's first season.

The Associated Press reports that veteran actor Ernest Borgnine has died at 95.

We knew The Amazing Spider-Man would be big when it broke its first record earlier this week. Now after six days, it's at the top of the box office with $140 million.

Marty Rathbun has long been a thorn in Scientology's side, but his release of an email by the Office of Special Affairs ("dirty tricks and propaganda") may prove especially troubling.

The Ziegfeld Theatre is one of New York's most historic theaters, and the largest single-screen theater still standing. Recently the theater shut down during the normally lucrative Memorial Day Weekend — and while it reopened on June 1, some are worried it may soon be shutting its doors for good.

On Friday, Justin Bieber was cited for reckless driving on an LA freeway, but he maintains that it wasn't all his fault. Bieber was trying to escape from a particularly dogged paparazzo who was driving just as recklessly to snap a shot.

The next frozen meatball you eat may be your last. Well, hopefully not. There have been no reports of illness thus far, but over 300,000 pounds of meat have been recalled by New Jersey-based Buona Vita Inc, following possible listeria contamination.

Barney Frank, who in 1987 became the first sitting Congress member to voluntarily come out as gay, is now responsible for another first — on Saturday night, he married Jim Ready, becoming the first member of Congress to enter into a same-sex marriage.

Even though children are filthy, virus-carrying monsters, parents are significantly less likely to get the common cold than those without kids.

This story is equal parts sad and perplexing. A four-year-old boy was killed when a six-foot-tall tombstone fell on him in Utah's Glenwood Cemetery.

There are a lot of similarities between the Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes divorce and the Tom Cruise-Nicole Kidman divorce: the age 33, the custody battle, the allegation that it was a sham marriage to begin with. But listen, Nicole Kidman doesn't want to talk about it.

All questions about his musical talent aside, it's tough not to feel some sympathy for Justin Bieber here. The teen pop star/demigod was pulled over and cited yesterday for driving in a "reckless manner" on an LA freeway. The catch: he was being chased by paparazzi.