An 8-year-old unsolved murder case has an unexpected break: Authorities have linked DNA found at the scene of a March Occupy Wall Street protest to the 2004 murder of Juilliard student Sarah Fox.

Americans are weird. You all say that you respect success and achievement, but your actions belie your lies. When will the average American stop waging class war by correctly observing that they are on the losing side of a rigged financial system?

Even though Arrested Development's fourth season was officially confirmed earlier this year by multiple sources directly involved in the production process, the beloved series' return still seems like a wonderful daydream to its ever-expanding fan base.

On Monday, as Angelenos trudged into week two of their gloomy, foie gras-less "existence," 700 geese from the Jamaica Bay Wildlife Refuge in New York were rounded up for Killing Time.

An animal rights group sought to enlist the services of porn icon Ron Jeremy for a 2011 sting operation intended to bring animal abuse suspect Luka Rocco Magnotta to justice.

Drew Magary worked in advertising for ten years. SAD MEN is a series of stories from his time in the industry.

5-year-old Aubrey Anderson-Emmons, better known to the world writ large as Lily Tucker-Pritchett from ABC's Modern Family, is "crazy into Adele right now," according to her mother Amy.

Sure, it's true, cities and counties from Alabama to California have given up and declared bankruptcy due to this ongoing Recesssion of Doom. Hell, San Bernardino just declared bankruptcy yesterday. But those cities are quitters. They've taken themselves out of contention, the losers. For an American city that is still trying to survive financially, and failing miserably, there is no better example than Scranton, PA—the jewel of Lackawanna County.

26 Viacom properties including Comedy Central, MTV, Nickelodeon, CMT, Logo, and BET, have gone dark for DirecTV's 20 million subscribers after both sides failed to reach an agreement over carriage fees.

Comedian Daniel Tosh has been roundly criticized for appearing to advocate the gang rape of a heckler, but at least one fellow funnyman is bucking the trend and extending an olive branch of support to the controversial comic.

Remember that unpleasant incident when Chris Brown beat the crap out of then-girlfriend Rihanna?

Why do they always run?

Yes, yes, the Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes divorce has been settled, but that doesn't mean new details won't continue to emerge.

A Twilight fan known only as "Gisella G." was struck by a car and killed while crossing the street to the San Diego Convention Center. The 53-year-old woman was one of many fans camping out for the Twilight Saga panel at Comic-Con.

Toni Medrano did a horrible thing: she got drunk, passed out, and ended up smothering her newborn son. She faced two counts of manslaughter in the death of three-week-old Adrian. But Medrano's case will not be going to trial — on July 2, she doused herself in a flammable liquid and set herself on fire.

Are you aware of Daniel Tosh, who hosts a sort of viral-video version of The Soup on Comedy Central called Tosh.0 and is much-beloved on certain corners of the internet? His schtick is, basically, "being a huge asshole," both in a general way and in a racist or classist or sexist way. Some people think he is hilarious (they are wrong) and some people think he is really grating and unfunny and difficult to watch (they are right). You can watch his classic joke about the hypothetical rape of his sister in this video.

If you are a human being with a television and a heart, you have seen a commercial advertising Google Chrome and you have cried over it.

A Florida teen is in the hospital today after he was forced to sacrifice his forearm to prevent an ornery alligator from chewing on the rest of him.

We did not expect Mike Daisey to disappear after his non-fiction monologue about Apple was revealed to be full of fabrications, as feverently as we may have wished it. Mike Daisey is a serial liar, but he is a talented, famous liar, which in no way precludes him from participating in American public life and actually makes him a pretty good candidate for political office.

To promote its Delites-brand rice chips, Australian snack manufacturer Fantastic set up an interactive vending machine called the "Delite-o-matic" that aims to answer the question "How far will people go for the taste of Fantastic Delites?"