Toronto Mayor's Lingerie Football Playing Niece Tells Women to Avoid Sexual Assaults by Not Dressing 'Like a Whore' [UPDATE]
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/30/12 02:45PMAvoiding Awkward Facebook Friendships, Confronting Greeks About Their Secrets, and Other Questionable Advice
Caity Weaver · 08/30/12 02:22PMShia LaBeouf Landed a Part in Nymphomaniac After Sending Lars von Trier a Sex Tape
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/30/12 02:17PMProminent Catholic Friar on 'Poor Guy' Sandusky: 'A Lot of Cases, the Youngster Is the Seducer'
Max Read · 08/30/12 01:57PM
Father Benedict Groeschel, a prominent friar, television host, and director of the Office for Spiritual Development for the Catholic Archdiocese of New York, gave an interview to the National Catholic Register this week. It's been taken down — why? Probably because Groeschel claimed that "in a lot of cases" of abuse, "the youngster... is the seducer." And expressed sympathy with Jerry Sandusky.
Prince William and Kate: If You Are Reading, Here Is the Itinerary for Your Upcoming Asia Trip
Caity Weaver · 08/30/12 01:57PMOrnery Pizza Lover Arrested for Punching Delivery Guy Over Missing Garlic Knots
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/30/12 01:07PMMy Work Here Is Done
Hamilton Nolan · 08/30/12 12:48PMDoes This Brutal Takedown of Todd Akin's 'Legitimate Rape' Remark Go Too Far?
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/30/12 12:28PMSeven Inarguably True Things in Paul Ryan's Speech
Max Read · 08/30/12 12:15PM
We've heard a lot from the liberal press and so-called "fact checkers" — more like "fact chokers," am I right? — about the supposed "misleading statements" and "hypocrisies" and "outright lies" in Republican vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan's big convention speech last night. But why won't the mainstream media report on the many different things Ryan said that were inarguably true? We've put the Gawker Fact Checking Team on the case and collected all seven of Ryan's true statements right here:
Jersey Shore Canceled: MTV Says Next Season Will Be the Show's Last
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/30/12 11:50AMAn Elegy for the Ron Paul Supporter
Mobutu Sese Seko · 08/30/12 11:45AMLast night, the Ronulans decided that they were gonna take their Paul and go home.
Mitt Romney Looted a Dying Company For Executive Bonuses While It Owed the Government Millions
John Cook · 08/30/12 11:30AM
Rolling Stone's Tim Dickinson has a devastating story gutting one of Mitt Romney's origin myths as a "Turnaround Guy." Romney has always taken credit for rescuing Bain & Co., the consulting firm where he got his start (as distinct from Bain Capital, the private equity operation he later co-founded) from the clutches of bankruptcy by dint of fearless resolve, hard work, and common sense. The truth: He raided its coffers for executive bonuses even as it owed millions to the federal government, and used the resulting lack of cash as leverage to screw over the company's creditors.
BREAKING: Herman Cain Blows the MSM's Romney Myths Clear Out of the Water
Hamilton Nolan · 08/30/12 11:25AM
REPORTING LIVE FROM THE TAMPA CONVENTION CENTER'S RADIO ROW—Just moments ago, the political world's axis tilted directly towards the second floor of the Tampa Convention Center, near the back doors, where onetime pizza restaurateur Herman Cain delivered a scorching call for truth to the assembled voracious media scrum.
CNN Camerawoman Assaulted by Racist RNC Attendees Speaks: I'm Not Surprised It Happened
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/30/12 11:15AMHow To Entertain After Hours
John Bridges · 08/30/12 10:59AM
Welcome to the final installment of A Gentleman's Quest for the Perfect Night Out, a four-part guide written by etiquette expert John Bridges meant to instruct our more testosteroney readers on how to comport themselves during the evening hours. With the help of Clear Men Scalp TherapyTM, which gives you 100% dandruff protection* (because, after all, perfect hair ensures a perfect night), the guide covers all the man-questions you were always curious about, but were too ashamed to ask your dad. Don't worry. This is a safe space.












