A man was arrested after breaking into Miley Cyrus' house with a pair of scissors. Maybe he just wanted to fix her hair?

Pro-military candidate Mitt Romney has been called out for not mentioning the troops in his acceptance speech at the Republican National Convention.

Guys, the '90s are back. First Joey Buttafuoco decides to write a tell-all two decades after the fact. And now, 17 years since the O.J. Simpson trial, former prosecutor Christopher Darden is ready to blow the lid off this whole thing.

Sometime in the middle of this summer, I came up with the title "Confessions of a Part-Time Sexy Dyke" for my web series. I imagined the series remixing the traditional American queer coming-of-age narrative with my experience as a 21-year-old African immigrant. I came up with a theme song and even filmed an intro to the first episode. Then, I got stuck. I realized I couldn't go forward with the production before I really explored my relationship with the English language and my pervasive desire to be consumed by American audiences since I arrived in the states 11 years ago.

Al Roker tweeted this video of a possible tornado in Queens' Breezy Point.

Do not keep a monkey as a pet.

The best way to get young people interested in emergency preparedness: zombies.

As if parents didn't have enough on their minds with all their kids stealing cars and playing with dead squirrels, now they have to worry about vicious, child-swallowing storm drains. Jeffery LaPorta was just being a normal 14-year-old teenager, riding his bike with friends near the edge an overflowing creek when disaster struck. Somehow LaPorta fell into the creek, which swept him into a nearby storm drain.

Daniel Craig has signed up for at least two more James Bond movies, making him the third longest-tenured Bond.

After President Obama's speech at the DNC last night, the White House's social media team sent out some predictable tweets, one of which caught Lohan's eye, so she responded with the above tweet.

Earlier today, former MMA fighter Jarrod Wyatt pled guilty to first degree murder and mayhem for one of the more grotesquely violent crimes in recent memory; in 2010, Wyatt cut an 18-inch hole in his friend and sparring partner Taylor Powell's chest before ripping out Powell's heart, tongue and face, all while tripping on mushrooms. As part of his plea Wyatt will serve at least 50 years in prison.

Former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was absolved of charges that he abused executive powers when he commuted the sentence of a political ally's son. On his last day of office, Schwarzenegger reduced Esteban Nunez's sentence for voluntary manslaughter from 16 years to seven. Nunez, the son of one time California Assembly Speaker Fabian Nunez, was convicted of voluntary manslaughter for the 2008 stabbing of Luis Santos.

Guys, still with the yahoo email accounts? Whatever you say. Here are some Grumpy Old Emails, starring your emails!

A very déclassé thing happened to Joelle O'Reilly-Hyland as she and her family were about to board the 9:30 pm ferry to Woods Hole from Martha's Vineyard. She was arrested for stealing cute outfits.

A 13-year-old Texas girl in serious puppy love with a 12-year-old Kentucky boy she met through online gaming stole her mom's debit card and her brother's car and took off Wednesday night to meet her flame.

Upset over the alleged use of their song "Losing My Religion" in a Fox News segment about Democrats removing the word "God" from their platform, R.E.M. yesterday released a statement demanding the news outlet quit using their music.

In a tale that will soon pass into Mom Urban Legend, a 7-year-old girl in Colorado, a 7-year-old girl not so very different from you, in fact, in a Colorado much like your own state, played near a dead squirrel after her mom told her to leave it alone. And do you know what happened to that little girl?

Two talented siblings, drummer boy Izzy and his fairy-winged sister Aaralyn, have joined forces with their (unseen) guitarist dad Jason to form Murp — the most adorable deathcore band this side of the apocalypse.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Adrienne Maloof's divorce from her husband, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills red dwarf Paul Nassif, has taken an ugly turn, says TMZ.

A Bronx bodega employee was shot and killed by a police officer early this morning as he was fleeing a robbery inside the store.