Cord Jefferson · 09/19/12 02:32PM

Depending on the person, this blog of Lindsay Lohan photoshopped to look handless is either creepy or erotic.

The World's Tallest Dog Is Tall as Hell

Max Read · 09/19/12 02:06PM

Meet Zeus, the world's tallest dog, as certified by the Guinness Book of World Records. How tall is Zeus? Zeus measures "44 in (111.8 cm) from foot to withers" (the withers is "the ridge between the shoulder blades of a four-legged mammal").

Dead Malls Will Soon Be Really Depressing Restaurants

Hamilton Nolan · 09/19/12 01:25PM

The American mall is dying, and dying, and, let me check... yep, still dying. Not just big huge malls, but big-box stores, and strip malls, and everything else that consists of chain stores shaped like boxes, made out of plastic, selling crap. America, in other words. Now our national landscape is littered with the only thing worse than big box stores: empty big box stores. Hey, ho, is there any solution?

Amanda Palmer's Million-Dollar Music Project and Kickstarter's Accountability Problem

Cord Jefferson · 09/19/12 12:15PM

Back in June, when Amanda Palmer got $1.2 million via Kickstarter to support her new album and tour, the Dresden Dolls singer set a new record for music projects on the fundraising site. The average successful music Kickstarter asks for and receives about $5,000. Palmer asked for $100,000 and then got 12 times that. Naturally, she was thrilled, but now she's being asked to better explain what she's doing with all that money, and she's become a poster child for Kickstarter's accountability problems in the process.

10 Kinds of Texts You Don't Need to Send or Receive While Driving — or Ever

Studio@Gawker · 09/19/12 10:59AM

Pointless texts are flying across cell networks at a staggering rate. Attempting to read, process, and respond to them while driving is a potentially dangerous situation. So, in an effort to help curb the futility of human existence, to cut down on texting-related driving mishaps, and to save everyone a little time and money (text messaging rates apply!), here are 10 types of texts in no particular order that get your friends' blood boiling — all perfect examples of messages that can wait until you're not operating a motor vehicle.

People Magazine Confirms: Robsten is Back On

Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/19/12 09:42AM

It seems Kristen Stewart's cheating is sparkling water under the bridge for Robert Pattinson because the two have reportedly been enjoying each other's company in secret for the past few days.

These Melting Ice Caps Could Be Great for Business

Hamilton Nolan · 09/19/12 08:34AM

Leading scientific expert Peter Wadhams warned this week that it may be only four years until the Arctic—a place once known for its ice—experiences a total melting of its sea ice in the summer months. Wadhams called this a "global disaster" with "terrible" implications. Well Prof. Wadhams, perhaps you should change your name to Prof. Deborah Downer? Because it looks like you forgot about all the money$$$??