The best thing about this New York Times article on David Blaine's latest stunt is not the news that he's inviting the public to electrocute him over and over for a period of 72 hours, but how much effort everyone is going to to make it sound like this is something bold and daring.

Liam Neeson didn't show his legendary celebrity big dick (Janice Dickinson has compared it to an Evian bottle) on Ellen yesterday, but he came closer than usual. In the name of breast cancer charity slash Taken 2 awareness, he stripped down to show his own chesticles and the result was an almost-nude 60-year-old who looked like an almost-nude 60-year-old.

Adrian is a prisoner in an isolation cell in a New York State prison, due to be released in September of 2015. He spends 23 hours per day locked in his cell. The picture above, clipped from a newspaper and festooned with motivational reminders, hangs on his cell wall "to remind him of his dream to work in an office one day."

Of course not, you're not a moron.

A driver traveling from Taunton in Massachusetts to East Providence, Rhode Island, accidentally ran over a dog at 50 miles per hour.

Behold: The cover for This Christmas, the upcoming joint holiday album from the reupholstered pods that once held the souls of former onscreen lovers John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John. It looks like they're having a hot-cocoa-and-gift-wrapping party, how neat.

After Dave Grohl told attendees at the Global Citizen Festival this past Saturday that the Foo Fighters "don't have any [shows] after this," the band's fans collectively freaked out, believing this to be the Foos' swan song.

Lena Dunham is seeking $1M to write an advice book. Or you could just read through your old Facebook messages for free.

Israel-born cover model Bar Refaeli, named the hottest woman of 2012 by Maxim magazine, really wants to quit the runway race so she can finally focus on her true life's ambition: Making a sex tape.

After a fun and sun-filled trip to Miami, photographer Douglas Sonders is back from the Land of Lebron. The occasion: He used Gizmodo's Intel-Inspired Ultrabook™ Shooting Challenge to shoot some of the flashiest, fastest, ultra-sleek cars he could get his lens on. And although we can only assume he's still nursing some sort of peel-tastic sunburn, he's graciously agreed to hang out in the Jalopnik comments right now in order to answer any and all questions you have about dem cars, his shooting technique, the national treasure that is Miami, and his experience with the ultra-responsive Ultrabook™ that got him through long days of shooting. So flip through his shots, then hop over to Jalopnik and ask away!

Someone on Cornell's campus has finally gotten laid.

Union-busting soul destroyer Target, the Wal-Mart of the aspirational set, is in a period of existential peril. The company must find a way to defeat Amazon's online retail empire. The company's big plan (really): a training program, just rolled out, to teach its employees how to be AMAZING.

On October 1st, at precisely 6:58 PM ET, Cartoon Network officially turned twenty.

Remember Creed? The band that plays second fiddle to Nickelback in music acts people love to hate? Well, the group's lead singer Scott Stapp made a highly anticipated appearance on Fox & Friends this morning to reveal his choice for America's next president, and — surprise — it's not Obama.

Here's a fun drinking game: Every time a character sips a drink in this supercut of all the drinking scenes from the last five seasons of Mad Men, take a shot.

Peggy Noonan. White. A white woman, yes, a Manhattanite, but a vital white woman, a woman of opinions, of breathing, of warbling on Sunday talk shows, about America—this America. This country. This great city, New York, where Peggy Noonan sips a gin fizz, contemplates that good American, Ronald Reagan (yes, a good man), and ventures forth—outwards, into the great bustling metropolis—to see what she can see. Lo! Peggy Noonan is surrounded by nonwhites. And what is that awful noise?

Babies' Day Out: JLo took her 4-year-old daughter and her 25-year-old boyfriend to their first fashion show Tuesday.

The Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center — a maximum security prison in the Philippine City of Cebu — is best known for its controversial method of rehabilitation: Elaborately choreographed dance routines featuring hundreds of the detention center's inmates.

As the old saying goes: "Teach a man to fish and you'll feed him for a day. Teach your dog to fish and he'll feed you for a lifetime."

The Horace Mann School for the Deaf in Allston, Massachusetts, became the target of an Internet prank last month, when it was picked by 4chan trolls to win a contest to host a concert headlined by singer-songwriter-Kennedy-dater Taylor Swift.