The Social Media Director at StubHub Is Not Having a Good Night

Taylor Berman · 10/05/12 09:22PM

Judging from the above tweet, it looks like someone on the social media team at StubHub was a bit overeager to start their weekend. They then tweeted this: "Tweet," which doesn't make much sense. Perhaps they were drunk. The tweets were soon deleted, and followed up with:

Race Bait and Switch: Adapting Wuthering Heights and Steel Magnolias

Rich Juzwiak · 10/05/12 05:20PM

This weekend sees the release of adaptations of two cherished favorites featuring black actors playing characters previously portrayed as white. Andrea Arnold's gorgeous and raw spin on Wuthering Heights opens in limited release and features a black Heathcliff (via Solomon Glave, who plays him as a teen and James Howson, who handles the grown-up portion of the film, which covers only about the first half of Emily Brontë's novel). Meanwhile, Kenny Leon's adaptation of Steel Magnolias features the likes of Queen Latifah, Phylicia Rashād and a show-stealing Alfre Woodard among its entirely black principle cast. It airs Sunday on Lifetime.

PR Dummies: How Not to Pitch

Hamilton Nolan · 10/05/12 05:00PM

In the public relations industry, the fine art of pitching stories often consists of little more throwing shit against a wall and seeing what sticks. Regardless: it's important to have the right shit, and the right wall. This is PR Dummies. Having the right shit is what we do.

Cord Jefferson · 10/05/12 04:04PM

The Dow Jones closed at a five-year high today thanks to a positive jobs report.

New York's Finest Bills Parents for Damage to Cop Car That Killed Their Son

John Cook · 10/05/12 03:06PM

When they're not busy cold rapin' ladies, members of the New York City Police Department often like to run over black people with their cars, as two of them allegedly did to Tamon Robinson earlier this year in Queens, killing him. Robinson ran after the cops tried to stop him for removing paving stones from the street, so they drove up onto the sidewalk and ran him over, with their car. Anyway he died but there was a pretty big dent in the cop car so last month they sent a repair bill to his grieving family. Freedom isn't free, people.

Two Government Economists Who Were Obama Donors Magically Falsified the Unemployment Figures, I Bet

Hamilton Nolan · 10/05/12 02:00PM

When the sunny unemployment figures came out this morning, savvy conservatives knew that something rotten was afoot. A 0.3% decline in unemployment—one month before an election? Tell us another one, NObamatards. And now, these clear-eyed zealots may have found the smoking gun that they need to prove that something that is clearly not a conspiracy is, in fact, a conspiracy.

What’s Going On With Christina Aguilera’s Vagina on Her New Album Cover?

Rich Juzwiak · 10/05/12 01:40PM

Christina Aguilera just tweeted the cover upcoming, hilariously named seventh studio album Lotus. She's never given an indication that she has any taste at all (right down to the gratuitous, gaudy vocal running), but it seems like she's at least now owning her tastelessness? She's growing before our eyes. Good for her.