According to a police report, a student at Charlotte's Independence High School spiked a teacher's coffee with a "butt-enhancing drug." Ellen Vick, a technical education teacher at the school, reported the incident Monday of last week. School investigators then discovered a package of GluteBoost, which contained three empty capsules and a full one, although it's not exactly clear where the package was found.

A massive brawl broke out between two separate wedding parties in a Philadelphia hotel last night. One wedding guest, the uncle of a bride, died afterwards of a heart attack, and three other guests were arrested. As you can tell from the video above, it was quite the drunken shit show.

Cissy Houston is allegedly withholding her granddaughter Bobbi Kristina Brown's multi-million dollar inheritance, because she's worried that Bobbi Kristina will go off the deep end.

Despite good reviews and a classic Tim Burton feel, Frankenweenie underperformed at the box office this weekend.

Arkansas Republicans are distancing themselves from State Rep Jon "Slavery Was a Blessing in Disguise" Hubbard.

Twitter trending topics are often a great cross-section of racism, homophobia, and misogyny, but one of today's most popular hashtags has taken things to a delightful new level.

Mitt Romney has received some backlash for his comments about cutting government funding for PBS, even though he likes Big Bird.

Texas 17-year-old Jake Evans still doesn't have an explanation for why he shot and killed his mother and 15-year-old sister.

Maine State Senate candidate Colleen Lachowicz may seem like a sweet social worker, but in her spare time, she's a stab-happy green-skinned monster named Santiaga.

Gay divorcee Kim Kardashian is still technically married to Kris Humphries, but that hasn't stopped her from planning her next trip down the aisle.

Is the Mariah Carey-Nicki Minaj back-and-forth a genuine feud or a ratings ploy? Neither, claim American Idol producers.

If you're the kind of person who cries at animal movies, you don't want to read this.

Those endless emails must have worked — the Obama campaign raised a record $181 million in September.

Take everything Claus Hjelmbak says about his "good friend" Lindsay Lohan with a grain of salt.

The quality of animation on YouTube is hit or miss, which is why it's always nice to see the work of an accomplished professional.

Now that he's hosting the Oscars, Seth MacFarlane is too big for porn's Adult Video News awards.

My rape story makes me feel guilty. I will tell it as simply as I can.

We spend an awful lot of time condemning slavery, but have you ever stopped to think about the good it did?

"Endurance artist" David Blaine's latest stupid human trick is standing on a platform and getting electrocuted for 72 hours.

It's nice to have famous friends, especially when you're running for office.