Congress Passes Fiscal Cliff Deal, But Not Before John Boehner Told Harry Reid to Go Fuck Himself
Neetzan Zimmerman · 01/02/13 08:43AMEx-American Idol Winner Fantasia Isn't Cool With Gays Unless They're Her Fans
Jordan Sargent · 01/01/13 11:37PM
You may remember American Idol season three winner Fantasia Barrino from winning the third season of American Idol. What you may not know is that Fantasia isn't really cool with gay marriage — and she took to Instagram to let everyone know while also working out her own persecution complex. The image has been deleted, but here's the text:
School Suspends, Shames Student For Not Excoriating Adam Lanza in Private Poem
Jordan Sargent · 01/01/13 10:06PM
Here is evidence of mental health protocols in America being fucked up, which is something we might want to collectively figure out if we're going to stop things like mass shootings. Courtni Webb is a student at Learning Life Academy in California, and last month a teacher found a poem in her notebook that empathized with Sandy Hook shooter Adam Lanza. In the poem, Webb wrote the following:
We Will Avoid the Fiscal Cliff Because the Members of the House Are Tired and Want to Go Home
Jordan Sargent · 01/01/13 08:15PM
When I was in college I would do this thing where I would procrastinate on papers for days or weeks or months before finally buckling in and getting to work with, oh, 12 hours left before the thing was due. Then I would work furiously for a bit before giving up in the end and wrapping the paper up as sloppily as possible. It would be 3 a.m. and I would be in the library and I would say to myself, "I'm tired and I need to go home." I wasn't very good at college which is why I'm now a blogger — that's a lesson for you children.
Don't Report a Home Invasion if You're Growing 110 Weed Plants in Your Spare Bedroom
Jordan Sargent · 01/01/13 07:13PMThe Newspaper That Published Personal Information of Local Gun Owners Now Has Armed Guards
MTanzer · 01/01/13 05:52PMRudy Giuliani is Just Like That Guy who Never Leaves Your High School
MTanzer · 01/01/13 04:35PMWatch Kathy Griffin Torture Anderson Cooper and Kiss his Crotch
MTanzer · 01/01/13 03:31PMKathy Griffin continued her annual New Years Eve tradition of making her CNN cohost Anderson Cooper squirm and giggle in front of the massive crowd in Times Square and the families watching at home. Cooper's coming out this year apparently had no effect on his attitude toward getting felt up by Griffin in public because he was just as red-faced as he was in years past.
Naked New Years Day Samurai Captured by Police
MTanzer · 01/01/13 02:59PMHugh Hefner Proves that 2013 is Going to be the Year of Love
MTanzer · 01/01/13 02:17PMWhat The Hell Just Passed? The Senate Fiscal Cliff Deal Explained
MTanzer · 01/01/13 12:59PMMTanzer · 01/01/13 11:15AM
The 100 Most Popular Gawker Stories of 2012; or, What Discerning Internet Readers Clicked On The Most
Emma Carmichael · 12/31/12 07:30PM50 Things 2013 Will Be 'the Year of'
Max Read · 12/31/12 06:00PM
The new year is upon us, and now that we've determined that 2012 was the year of "meh" (or was it the year of the slug?), we need to figure out where we're going next. What will 2013 be the year of — peace? Justice? Mobile social marketing? Here, 50 articles make the case for 2013 being the year of...
Taylor Berman · 12/31/12 05:05PM
The Ultimate List of Gawker Media Longreads
Lil BauHaus · 12/31/12 05:00PMViolence in Movies? What Violence in Movies?: The Year in Film
Rich Juzwiak · 12/31/12 04:47PM
When we remember 2012 in a few years and then a few more, what about this year in cinema will we retain? The death of film culture and then its resurrection via discursive lighting rod that Django Unchained proved itself to be, out of the gate? (Or the divisive Beasts of the Southern Wild, for that matter?) The release of two cartoonish movies about Abraham Lincoln? (Though Vampire Hunter was worse than Spielberg's Hall of Presidents recreation, at least it telegraphed how ridiculous it was from the get go.) The death (and death and death) of Taylor Kitsch's career? The reign of Channing Tatum? All the bow-wielding women heroes? Shawarma and branzino?










