Hugh Hefner Proves that 2013 is Going to be the Year of Love
2012 saw the public splits of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Heidi Klum and Seal, Will Arnett and Amy Poehler, amongst other couples. After 30 years of marriage, Rhea Perlman and Danny Devito called it quits in October. Their breakup was the official death of love as we knew it. There was no hope.
But that was last year. 2013 brings the promise of fresh hope and the belief that we can love again. Hugh Hefner, the 86-year-old Playboy founder, finally got married last night to his 26-year-old bride Crystal Harris. It's worth remembering that the pair were supposed to be married back in 2011, but Harris called off the ceremony five days before it was supposed to happen.
The Associated Press said that "the bride wore a strapless gown in soft pink," which is exactly the type of wedding dress that a 2009 Playmate of the year should wear. They also reported that guests to the reception included Jon Lovitz, Gene Simmons, and Tampa Bay Rays third baseman Evan Longoria, which sounds like the worst porno ever.
It's hard to imagine that their honeymoon sex is very good. Harris once told Howard Stern that Hef lasts "like two seconds" in bed.
Congrats to the happy couple, love is back forever.
[Image via AP]