Wendy's "Value Menu" is no longer all 99 cents. Well, back to eating dirt.

Bronson Pelletier, known to Twihards the world over as Wolf Pack member Jared, was recently arrested at LAX for public intoxication after peeing on the floor inside one of the airport's terminals.

Look at him! Look at him. Are you looking? Look harder! What if I told you he goes to bed like this every night? Look again! Look!!!

If there's one thing that made this country great for the last two hundred years, it's the utility companies that built huge, fossil-fuel-burning power plants to pump out all the electricity this hungry, greedy nation could use. And how do we repay these fine industrialists now? By slowing down our electricity use. Is this Russia?

Family members of moviegoers who perished in the mass shooting at the Century Aurora 16 theater on July 20th are livid over an invitation by theater owner Cinemark to attend a movie screening at the reopened theater as part of a "special evening of remembrance."

The U.S. Navy has had some recent trouble with bath salt usage among its sailors, so they did what any forward thinking branch of the military would do: They released a bizarre PSA about the drug. According to the video, at least one of the following will occur if you ingest bath salts: 1) you'll vomit, 2) you'll punch your girlfriend while bowling, and 3) your friends will transform into demons before your eyes. Also: you'll only be able to hear dubstep.

The Senate Intelligence Committee is now investigating the CIA's involvement in the making of Zero Dark Thirty.

Early Wednesday evening, the New York Times' media reporter and expert DIY home decorator Brian Stelter dropped a "big one" and broke the news that Qatar-financed news organization Al Jazeera had completed a deal to purchase Current TV, Al Gore's low rated news channel best known for hiring and then firing Keith Olbermann.

When it comes to pre-mature ejaculation-related violence in Florida, history really does repeat itself. Last week, Jennie Scott, of Manatee, Florida, was arrested for reportedly beating her "on-and-off" boyfriend, Jiliberto Deleon, with a stick after Deleon (allegedly) "finished first and stopped pleasuring her" during a "mutual oral sex session."

Looking to grab a piece of pizza with extra "slut sauce" from Mikey's Late Night Slice truck, Joel Diaz and his friend Ethan got in line with the rest of the after-hours set.

NBC News is reporting Hillary Clinton has been released from the hospital. But like for real this time, people. Really.

Gwyneth Paltrow does a pretty good job of embarrassing both her children (Apple and Moses Martin) and God's children (all of us watching), in this video of her champagne sway-dancing onstage with Jay-Z and Chris Martin at the former's New Year's Eve concert.

A Long Island family's day at the movies ends in tragedy as they realize that Tom Hooper's adaptation of Les Misérables is an incredibly sad film.

MONROE, Louisiana—Avid Gawker reader and pie aficionado Mr. B.T. writes us today with news of a most provocative nature: his family's holiday table was graced this year by a decidedly untraditional pie—pie of the orange variety.

Ever since Kanye West commanded a roomful of people in New Jersey to make claps at his "baby mama," the Internet has been monitoring Kim Kardashian for clues as to what kind of mama she will be to his baby.

Irrespective of the inevitable politics that will be attached to this image, it is certainly apt that the first viral Facebook photo of the year is a TMI shot of a baby pulling itself out of her mother's womb.

Sofía Vergara's softest body parts stuck to their resolution to not be confined to her clothing for 2013, as witnesses say the actress unintentionally flashed her breasts to a roomful of people in the midst of a nightclub fight on New Year's.

It's unclear if Subway is preparing to launch its own assembly-line rendition of the bánh mì sandwich, but it seems they already have the condiment part covered.

If only so you can do this too.

The "fiscal cliff" deal hammered out at the last minute by Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and Vice President Joe Biden passed the House of Representatives last night — no thanks to House Republicans, who nearly capsized it at the last minute.