Until USA Today mentioned in an article on job interview etiquette that a candidate interviewing for a job at American Eagle once brought her cat to her interview, we didn't realize it was necessary to explicitly instruct job hopefuls not to bring their cats to their interviews.

And not a half-century too soon.

Over the weekend, Americans were shocked to discover that one of the women they trust to deliver their morning news has, for time unknown, been delivering something else, in secret: poops, to a toilet in a far flung part of her office where she thought no one would catch her.

Officials have found female DNA on one of the two explosives used in the Boston Marathon bombing, though they don't know whose it is, or where it came from. Maybe Reddit can blow up a couple photos real big to find out?

Not about to let some wayward baseball be the best photobomber of the day, The Walking Dead's resident rebel-with-a-crossbow Norman Reedus decided to drop by the Game of Thrones fan photo session at the Calgary Comic & Entertainment Expo and deliver a very necessary headshot to an otherwise quotidian snap of Peter Dinklage and Lena Headey with a pair of Thronies.

"OK we have a whole bunch of baboons inside this house," said Howard Fyvie as he and Kyle Peters watched a troop of baboons enter their neighbors home in Betty's Bay, South Africa and ransack the joint like a bunch of goddamn animals.

Well, that was fast. It only took a few hours for ESPN writer Chris Broussard to go on the network's Outside the Lines today and decry Jason Collins, the gay NBA player who came out in a Sports Illustrated article this morning, as "walking in open rebellion to god and to Jesus Christ."

Welcome to the amazing and mysterious story of Roman Blum, the Holocaust survivor who died last year at the age of 97 and left behind a $40 million inheritance to nobody.

Neutral Milk Hotel, the fuzzy-noisy-sweet-sad troubadours who made all this music you kids listen to today possible, is reuniting for five shows this fall. The last time the core lineup of Jeff Mangum, Scott Spillane, Jeremy Barnes, and Julian Koster performed live together was in 1998.

YouTube personality M13, a "gamer, dog lover, biker, and father" living in Taiwan, often finds himself getting dragged by his 4-year-old son to places that don't offer much by way of parental amusement.

A Florida appeals court has sided with Gawker in our effort to keep publishing A.J. Daulerio's 1,400-word narrative about Hulk Hogan fucking his friend's ex-wife.

The US Army is kind of over the M-1 Abrams tank. At more than $7 million a pop, there's not much call for the heavy gas-guzzlers on modern battlefields. But some of the most conservative self-styled deficit hawks on Capitol Hill refuse to do away with their treaded gravy train.

Attn: Millennials! It is not okay to text during job interviews or bring your cat, you dipshits.

A daredevil best known for setting the world record for longest distance traveled on a zip wire by hair died yesterday while attempting to recreate the stunt over the River Teesta in the east Indian state of West Bengal.

Nimer Ead is a 55-year-old design engineer who resides in Woonsocket, Rhode Island. He also happens to be Muslim. This past Saturday, a neighbor noticed a strange backpack in the yard outside the three-family building where Ead shares a first-floor apartment with his family and called the police. State bomb investigators responded, discovering a black-and-tan backpack that had no explosives or dangerous contents, but included the ambiguously ominous phrase, "USA Bomb."

Duncan Hunter is a Republican California congressman. He's a congressman because his daddy was a congressman. Raymond Odierno is the highest-ranking general in the Army. He is an Army general because he's proven good at killing people. Sometimes those people are the enemy. Last Thursday, on CSPAN, Duncan Hunter became the enemy.

Just as he did last week, Ryan Lochte said some really dumb things on this week's episode of his reality show, What Would Ryan Lochte Do?

After weeks of negotiating with her daughter and dad by her side, former teen, current mom Farrah Abraham has finally unloaded her "sex tape" on Vivid for a reported "high six figures."

Michael Doyle and his friend Chaz Petteway had been planning last week's trip to Puerto Rico for two years.

A mother in Michigan has made it her mission to have a "pornographic" book being taught at her daughter's middle school pulled from the curriculum.