After weeks of negotiating with her daughter and dad by her side, former teen, current mom Farrah Abraham has finally unloaded her "sex tape" on Vivid for a reported "high six figures."

Billed as a sex tape, but in actuality a professionally polished porn starring cum-queenmaker James Deen, the film will be titled Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom according to TMZ.

The gossip site says Abraham "settled" for nearly a million dollars after initially "demanding" $2 million.

She also claimed she didn't even want to sell the tape, but rather sought to "immortalize her smokin' hot 21-year-old body" for posterity.

In the run-up to the sign-off, Abraham also managed to insult Deen's dick size, and insisted that "If my ex-boyfriend Derek were alive, I would've rather it had been him with me."

Us Magazine says their sources are claiming that Abraham planned to sell the tape all along since "she's desperate to revive her career after Teen Mom's September 2012 finale failed to lead to a new reality show."

The 21-year-old will also need some bail money for a DUI she famously confessed to in an infamous blog post.

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