$6 Billion Online Money-Laundering Operation Busted by Feds

Taylor Berman · 05/28/13 07:29PM

On Tuesday, federal prosecutors charged seven people with running what might be the largest money-laundering operation in United States history. The case revolves around the online payment company Liberty Reserve, which allegedly helped launder $6 billion for criminals around the world, including drug dealers, credit card fraudsters, and child pornographers.

Cord Jefferson · 05/28/13 06:11PM

Variety is reporting that Newsweek is for sale again, just three years after merging with the Daily Beast and one month after Barry Diller said publicly that he regretted buying the flagging brand.

Entire Bridal Party Falls Into Lake During Wedding Photo Shoot

Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/28/13 04:09PM

A bride and groom in Georgia thought they had avoided being soaked by an expected rainfall that never materialized, but wound up getting wet anyway when their entire bridal party — 29 bridesmaids and groomsmen in all — fell into Lake Lanier after the dock they were taking photos on collapsed.

The Next Housing Bubble Is About To Pop All Over You

Ken Layne · 05/28/13 03:47PM

Flippers. Record home prices. Stock markets at record highs. Record low-interest rates. Just add some sad tales about young couples making $250,000 per year in Silicon Valley who still can't afford a million-dollar bungalow and you've got 2007 all over again.

Almonds Are the Fourth-Best Nut

Hamilton Nolan · 05/28/13 03:28PM

I don't know this for sure, but I'd guess that almonds are one of the most popular nuts in America. And why not? They are good. In fact, I'd say almonds are the fourth-best nut you'll find anywhere.

Nicki Minaj Hands DJ His Ass, Calmly Talks the Chip on Her Shoulder

Rich Juzwiak · 05/28/13 02:45PM

Nicki Minaj and Hot 97 DJ Peter Rosenberg. Together. At last. If this means nothing to you, fair enough: the story has been over for almost a year. Last June the morning-show host rather rudely dissed Minaj's pop tendencies at Summer Jam just hours before she was supposed to perform at the Hot 97-sponsored festival. She ended up pulling out of the show and discussing the whole thing with Hot 97's Funkmaster Flex.

Will and Jaden Smith Give Fucking Insane Interview About Patterns

Caity Weaver · 05/28/13 02:00PM

While promoting their upcoming blockbuster After Earth, Will Smith and Will Smith: Nano (Jaden Smith) gave a very bonkers interview to New York magazine in which they espoused wondrous theories of high level imagimathematics previously published only on the wrinkled insides of fast food takeout bags in a frantic, crayoned hand. “I think that there is that special equation for everything, but I don’t think our mathematics have evolved enough for us to even—I think there’s, like, a whole new mathematics that we’d have to learn to get that equation,” said Jaden. “I agree with that,” agreed Will with that.

Adrian Chen · 05/28/13 01:58PM

LulzSec hacker Jeremy Hammond has pleaded guilty to helping hack the private intelligence firm Stratfor and leak their documents to Wikileaks. Here's his statement.

Maggie Lange · 05/28/13 01:04PM

The saga of Bridget Jones will continue onwards in a new installment from Helen Fielding titled Mad About the Boy. In England, the word "mad" usually means "shamelessness of pursuing money, despite tired, recycled premises."