Princeton has reopened. The University was evacuated today after it received a phone call from someone claiming multiple bombs were placed in various buildings throughout campus. No explosive devices were found.

The most recent issue of Rolling Stone — the one with the This Is The End guys on the cover and the accompanying story all about how James Franco farts a lot, and how Jonah Hill won't discuss farts, and how Danny McBride's underwear becomes unwearably dirty after just a day — has a special "The New Stoned Age" section all about weed. In all but two of this section's big stories, Snoop Dogg is name-dropped. This happens casually in pieces that he has no formal link to, such as "Weed City, USA," which is about the booming growing business in Denver:

For God knows what reason, you people don't like washing your hands. Maybe you don't feel you have 20 seconds to take away from your action packed day to devote to splashing around in a sink. Maybe you are a Dark Age peasant transported to our dimension through a wrinkle in time. Maybe you think there is something about your hands that makes them inherently cleaner than everyone else's. "Hey," you say, "I'm washing my hands right now!" "Hey," I say, "DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME."

A 17-year-old "amateur stuntman" from Tarzana, California, bet his friends he could clear a moving car in a single bound.

A premier political-messaging firm in the D.C. area will hold a focus group this week about whether the Washington Redskins football team should change its name to something that's not a racial slur. Let's save everyone a lot of trouble: Yes, it should.

Here, via Vice, is "pretty much every single Black Flag flyer designed by Raymond Pettibon," which is pretty much all you need to know. #TeamKeith.

Racial discrimination in the housing market has been quantified in a new government study.

A Vancouver, Washington, teen was reported missing Sunday night after she embarked on a naked "spiritual quest" and never returned.

Liar and professional bisexual Tila Tequila isn't that much worse than her co-stars (including Hulk Hogan's ex-con son Nick, and The Wire's Tray Chaney) in the direct-to-video shitfest Masterminds, but that's like saying that a lobotomy isn't that much worse than losing an eyeball. It all sucks.

Can we help Amy Poehler remember the name of that Judy Blume book with the sorta sex scene in it? I think she's probably too busy being thrilled that Hillary Clinton is on Twitter to look it up.

Police in Istanbul returned to the city's Taksim Square this evening, continuing another day of clashes with protesters who have been occupying the public space for nearly two weeks.

A popular Twitter account dedicated to posting photos of deep-cleavaged women wearing University of Kansas attire has received a cease and desist letter from KU's lawyers ordering it to cease all usage of the university's trademark by tomorrow.

Upright-walking botfly Lanny Davis has opinions about politics, and he likes to share them on Twitter. So he blessed the world with this:

At long last, the provincial burg of Manhattan will soon be home to an "elite 'clubhouse'" restaurant specifically for hedge fund guys. It will be called "the entire borough of Manhattan." Haha, a joke. No, it will be called hell.

In the middle of the Venn diagram between the glass ceiling, the vanilla ceiling, and chilled out dude-itors, you'll find the cover of the summer issue of Port. There, staring back at you, are the patriarchs-in-chief of some of the most influential American print magazines, which, if you believe them, have the same staying power as the human species itself!

Extended footage of the May 10th incident involving a "naked, spitting and pissing dude" on (what appears to be) a drug-fueled rampage inside San Francisco's 16th Street BART station surfaced online yesterday, and it's pretty intense — even by naked, spitting and pissing dude rampage standards.

When Democratic Senator Tim Kaine threw his support behind a bipartisan immigration bill in the Senate today, he did so with a speech from the floor delivered en Español. Kaine is fluent in Spanish after having done a spell of Catholic missionary work in Latin America.

It's a dream come true for most kids: The teacher is too lazy or hungover to teach, so he or she pops in a movie instead.

Big banks have had a rough several years. They, you know, participated wholeheartedly in the near-vaporization of the global economy. They have to make up those losses somehow. Fees are the answer to everything! Do you know how much your bank is charging you, for nothing?

Daniel Ellsberg attended Harvard and Cambridge, became a decorated Marine and Pentagon analyst—and then, at 38, produced the greatest document leak in American history. He cited unjust warfare and official lies. Edward Snowden dropped out of high school and produced perhaps the second greatest leak at 29. He cited Reddit. The bad news for American intelligence: the Snowdens are here to stay.