An extremely cool Minnesota teen was startled over the weekend to discover a wolf attempting to eat him alive (starting with his brain), while he was just doing his own thing on a chill, romantic camping trip with his girlfriend.

As it turns out, eating hallucinogenic mushrooms, stripping off your clothes, and walking your dog through a quiet Florida neighborhood is a good way to attract police attention. Such was the lesson Robin Campbell, 20, learned early Sunday evening.

She's a gold-medal-winning up-and-comer in the world of bodybuilding and can bench several times her own weight — but Georgina McConnell still gets bullied for being a "freak."

On Wednesday, a grand jury indicted Goldman Sachs banker Jason Lee on one count of first degree rape and two counts of misdemeanor assault and sexual misconduct. Lee was arrested last week after a 20-year-old woman accused him of raping her at a rental house in East Hampton.

For the last year or so, freelance cartoonist Gavin Aung Than has been using his talents to turn inspirational quotes from some of the world's greatest thinkers into inspirational comic strips.

Last Saturday, a six-year-old boy went for a walk in the city of Linfen, in China's Shanxi provence. Hours later, his parents found him covered in blood, with his eyes missing.

James Deen, a man who does sex, talks about sex, again. This time he asks the question of porn watchers: "Are you looking at it as something beyond entertainment? Do you think you can drive your car down the stairs like in The Bourne Identity?"

Weekend crafting, sugar consuming, napkin note-taking, normal director of seizure warnings David Lynch has some advice for aspiring filmmakers. In a short clip uploaded to Quark Henares' Instagram, Lynch dispenses wisdom from below a cliff of electrified hair. He gives three pieces of advice: "Be true to yourself," "don't take no for an answer," and then whoop! "start your Transcendental meditation." Just speaking to the mundane, pedestrian, workaday everyman.

Young people are bad at voting, but very good at boozing. So what's one reliable way to get them to the polls? The promise of a free drink.

The great state of Missouri (state animal: the mule) is poised to pass a bill that would make it illegal for federal agents to enforce federal gun laws, in Missouri. Really? What, are all of Missouri's Democratic representatives just craven idiots?

Like most of us, Lee Beaumont gets dozens of calls from telemarketers each month. Unlike most of us, he loves it.

Here is a color-coded map of the 31,000 wildfires in North America over the last six months. While 3.7 million acres have burned this year, that is just over half of last year's scorched acreage at this time (7.3 million). This news comes after varying reports that indicate huge wildfires are the new normal.

A ray of hope in the global battle against obesity today, courtesy of "The Flemish Gut Flora Project," one of Scandinavia's most respected gut flora projects.

A Republican state senator from Arkansas who is leading a legislative committee on the subject of giving guns to school teachers accidentally shot a teacher during an "active shooter" drill earlier this year, the local paper of record has uncovered.

Last February, Oberlin College in Ohio ground to a halt, canceling classes and holding campus-wide meetings when a figure wearing a Ku Klux Klan hood was spotted near the college's African Heritage House following weeks of racist signs being posted on campus. As it turned out, the shadowy figure was just a person wearing a blanket. But the signs and graffiti were part of a strange, month-long racist hoax perpetrated by Oberlin students, and documented in a thoroughly bizarre police report we recently obtained.

Exploiting her granddaughter and making Kanye West endure an hour of awkward questions wasn't enough to save Kris Jenner's talk show, which has been canceled, reports Radar. A rare miss for that iron-clad Kardashian brand.

Army Major Nidal Malik Hasan, convicted of murdering 13 people and attempting to murder 32 more at Fort Hood, Texas in 2009, has been sentenced to death by lethal injection.

Yesterday, when the Syrian Electronic Army hacked the New York Times, it was a development of great importance. Over the weekend, when a university hospitality web site was hacked in defense of hungry Canadian Juggalos, the hack was of very little significance. But it was still pretty funny.

"If you want sex too, it's a gay man's paradise. If you want a relationship, that may be more difficult," says a citizen not of Hell's Kitchen, but Pakistan in this surprising BBC report on the country's gay scene.

In April 2012, researchers at the New England Complex Systems Institute mined the "emotional content" of 600,000 tweets—collected over a two-week period—to figure out the happiest places in New York. According to the map above, some of the worst places in the city include JFK, Penn Station, and basically any cemetery, while the best (or happiest) are Central Park, the Botanical Garden and surprisingly, Times Square. (Don't Tweet from cemeteries, ever.)