I still felt Alfonso Cuarón's Gravity in my body the day after I saw it last week.

Thursday night, the five permanent members of the United Nations Security Council agreed to a resolution that will require Syria to surrender its chemical weapons. While the resolution includes no automatic consequences if Syria fails to comply, the deal – if it's approved by the rest of the Security Council – represents a major change for the United States and President Obama, who just weeks ago seemed ready to order a military strike.

On tonight's Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Kimmel addressed West's earlier Twitter meltdown. It appears, based on Kimmel's monologue, that West is legitimately angry with him. But one can never really be too sure, I suppose.

Here's Arizona's gun-loving, immigrant-hating, Barack-shaming governor at a Thursday event honoring the Tuskegee Airmen. You'd think a smart, worldly lady like herself would eventually get it right.

Apparently angry over this skit, rapper Kanye West went crazy Thursday night on Twitter, attacking Jimmy Kimmel WITH LOTS OF CAPS for being mean, unfunny, and lacking in good pussy.

A Federal Aviation Administration committee recommended Thursday that passengers be allowed to use smartphones, iPads, Kindles, etc., during takeoffs and landings as long as they're switched to airplane mode. It's now up to FAA officials to accept—and it's largely expected they will—the committee's recommendations.

George Zimmerman’s estranged wife Shellie Zimmerman, 26, spoke to Matt Lauer about her husband Thursday morning on Today, revealing that she might have misjudged his character. Just a little bit. “This person that I’m married to, that I’m divorcing, I’ve kind of realized now that I don’t know him,” she told Lauer. “And I really don’t know what he’s capable of.”

Michael J. Fox, a diminutive man with tremendous likability, is returning to primetime television in an eponymous sitcom, The Michael J. Fox Show, tonight on NBC. Even though the Emmy-winning actor has been around, in one capacity or another, since he publicly announced Parkinson's diagnosis, his appearances tend to elicit an unspoken pity from people who don't know what to expect: Uh, y'know, how's he doing? Is he OK? According to Rolling Stone cover story that just went online today, Michael J. Fox is doing very well. In fact, he seems pretty great.

Heh: Cory Booker’s not the only one sending bashful Twitter messages to Portland strippers. Lynsie Lee, the Portland-area stripper who (sort of) flirted with Newark mayor Cory Booker on Twitter, has maintained a year-long Twitter-based friendship with New York Magazine social media editor Stefan Becket (pictured above, on the right), who is almost certainly the most famous social media editor in New York City. The pair finally met in person, at a Soho bar, just two weeks before BuzzFeed reported on Lee’s private messages with Booker.

Former congressman Allen West, who was hustled out of the military before being hustled out of Congress after one term, is now also leaving his job at right-wing news outlet PJ Media. And this time the tireless Israel supporter is being accused of anti-Semitism.

Sources close to Democratic Texas State Senator Wendy Davis told the Associated Press on Thursday that she will be running for Texas governor in 2014. Davis, Governor Rick Perry’s favorite “teen mom,” famously stood for over 13 hours in a real filibuster that briefly blocked abortion restrictions in Texas.

As though the saga of the internet's weirdest hoax wasn't weird enough already: A journalist nows claims she found out the art-pranksters behind YouTube series Pronunciation Book and the fake Twitter spambot Horse_ebooks—only to be lied to, manipulated, and "gaslit" for months by the two men and a circle of mutual friends.

A malfunctioning escalator unexpectedly accelerated yesterday in the Swedish town of Helsingborg, helping police break up a brawl between rival soccer fans in perhaps the best illustration of that Internet-famous Anchorman quote to date.

Yesterday we showed you David Gilmour, the University of Toronto English professor who told a female reporter that he is "not interested in teaching books by women." "What I teach is guys," Gilmour continued. "Serious heterosexual guys." Gilmour probably thought he sounded very serious and heterosexual while making this bold declaration—a real Ruff Ryder. Unfortunately, his colleagues and students are now calling him a buffoon.

Today in dumb controversies: Yesterday's world record for "Most People Twerking Simultaneously" has been formally challenged.

The 26-year-old Beltway gossip and "memoirist" who flipped out on a guy who "dumped" her via text after two dates says she has no regrets — and neither should he.

The American way of retirement is crumbling. Private pensions are disappearing. Public pensions are crumbling. Instead of clawing and fighting to save them as they slip away, populists and progressives should just let them die. No one needs pensions. Everyone needs a pension.

You're on the internet, so I bet I know what you think is cool: light sabers! Like in Star Wars, your favorite movie. Well guess what? Scientists are actually working to make your ridiculous fantasy a reality.

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