Congress Gets Drunk as Nation Hurtles Toward Financial Collapse
Lacey Donohue · 09/30/13 08:34PMCord Jefferson · 09/30/13 07:57PM
Man Named Fudge Arrested for Stealing Desserts
Lacey Donohue · 09/30/13 07:45PM
From experience, I know having a suggestive adjective as a first name can lead to a lot of teasing, but at least I’m not Conor P. Fudge, the man accused of stealing ice cream and cakes from a Cold Stone Creamery store in Iowa City, Iowa. 25-year-old Fudge will never live down the fact that he was caught on camera stealing all sorts of ice cream, cakes, cash, and hopefully some mix-ins (the good mix-ins, not the gummy bears that freeze the second they hit the ice cream) from his former employer.
The Backstory of the Ricin Letter Sent To Obama Is Absolutely Cuckoo
Camille Dodero · 09/30/13 06:02PM
Last spring, after a ricin-tainted letter was sent to President Obama, the FBI arrested Paul Kevin Curtis, an Elvis impersonator and Prince super-fan from Mississippi, on suspicion of mailing the poison correspondence. But then a week later, charges against Curtis were dropped and soon another Mississippi musician was taken into custody, Tae Kwon Do instructor J. Everett Dutschke, who turned out to be Curtis's bitter rival. In the October issue of GQ, author/writer Wells Tower digs into the feud and the whole thing gets weirder—so so so much weirder.
Suicidal Woman Jumps In Front of Speeding Train, Survives Unharmed
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/30/13 05:35PMA woman who attempted to commit suicide by jumping in front of a speeding metro train escaped without a scratch after the train somehow passed harmlessly over her head.
This Hornet Will Be the Last Thing You See Before You Die
Caity Weaver · 09/30/13 05:29PM
It's no secret that Earth has got a lot of problems and, if you live here, you already know that I am talking about wasps. There are so many wasps here. Each one is a problem. According to recent reports out of China, 21 people have died as a result of wasp stings over the past three months in the province of Shaanxi alone. It might be time to just pack up our bags and return to the moons we came from. Might be time to turn Earth over to the wasps.
Obama to House GOP: You Don't Get to Extract Ransom for Doing Your Job
Cord Jefferson · 09/30/13 05:18PMA little more than six hours away from a potential government shutdown, and one day before the Affordable Care Act's open enrollment begins, President Obama addressed the nation—and recalcitrant House Republicans—about the possibility that the U.S. government may partially close.
Rich Juzwiak · 09/30/13 05:07PM
Hoarder with Long History of Animal Abuse Eaten by Pet Wolfdogs
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/30/13 04:26PMWhy Did Two People Parachute Into Lower Manhattan at 3 A.M.?
Taylor Berman · 09/30/13 04:21PMCord Jefferson · 09/30/13 03:59PM
Study: You Are Drinking So Much Wine
Hamilton Nolan · 09/30/13 03:57PMThis Is What It Looks Like Inside That Naked Haunted House
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/30/13 03:25PMNEW YORK POST EXCLUSIVE: Bill de Blasio Overcame Father’s Suicide
J.K. Trotter · 09/30/13 03:19PMHamilton Nolan · 09/30/13 02:42PM
Couple Having Sex on Railroad Tracks Fails to Notice Oncoming Train
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/30/13 02:32PM"I Watched the Esquire Cable Channel": A Horror Story for Our Time
Max Read · 09/30/13 02:06PMWhat "Sellouts" Were
Hamilton Nolan · 09/30/13 02:00PM
Once upon a time not so long ago, there was an idea: that some things in this world should be able to exist free from the influence of money—that these things should be done because of their own intrinsic value. You would be forgiven for scoffing at the notion that this idea was ever taken seriously at all.





