During a discussion of Barack Obama’s college transcripts and Donald Trump’s abandoned birther campaign against the President, former Trump campaign manager and recent CNN hire Corey Lewandowski appeared to entertain the possibility that Obama was not an American citizen Tuesday night.

On Tuesday, Ted Cruz-endorsed Congressman Tim Huelskamp was defeated by challenger Roger Marshall in the primary race for Kansas’s first district, becoming one of the first sitting Tea Party representatives to lose to an establishment-backed Republican. Before that happened, though, Huelskamp told everyone to scram.

“Back when I was working with them after my son was killed [in Iraq], I was still a Democrat,” anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan told Slate in an interview published Tuesday. “I still had some kind of illusion that they really cared about these issues the same way I did, but they really only cared about power.”

During a combative interview with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer on Tuesday, Donald Trump spokeswoman Katrina Pierson questioned whether the candidate owed an apology to the parents of fallen soldier Humayun Khan and seemingly blamed President Obama and Hillary Clinton for his death, which occurred in 2004 under President Bush.

After Donald Trump compared it to a “war zone” on Tuesday, the city of Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, joined the parents of a dead soldier, our country’s fire marshals, Paul Ryan and a human baby as the most recent addition to Donald Trump’s ever-growing list of mortal enemies.

Recently, a reporter for a Turkish news station was supposedly rummaging around in the garbage when she found what appeared to be secret codes used during the country’s recent coup attempt. Which would have been fascinating if they weren’t actually just cheats to Grand Theft Auto IV.

Donald Trump today refused to support Paul Ryan or John McCain in their respective primaries, despite the fact that both men endorsed him for president, saying that despite their support, he’s not sure that they should be elected again.

Scientists currently estimate that sea levels could rise more than six feet by the year 2100. If that comes true, American homes worth nearly $900 billion could be underwater. Not just in the financial sense.

Are there too many websites? Of course there are. Far too many, each of them terrible in their own way. Brendan Fraser’s Website, however, is different, because BrendanFraser.com is perfect.

Last month, a driver swerved into the bike lane on Grand Street in Williamsburg and knocked Matthew van Ohlen off of his bike, then ran over his body and dragged him 20 to 30 feet, killing him. Police recovered the driver’s Camaro a few days later, but they still have not yet made an arrest. Why not?

A new bombshell out of the science community: flossing doesn’t work. Fuck dentists!!!

A “school-aged child” who appeared younger than ten reportedly interrupted a Donald Trump rally today to yell, “Take that bitch down,” in apparent reference to Hillary Clinton. Unlike the baby who interrupted Trump earlier in the day with an expletive-free scream, the garbage child was apparently permitted to stay at the rally.

Yesterday, at exactly 10:23 p.m. Eastern Daylight Time, Speaker Paul Ryan tweeted at Barstool Sports writer Dan Katz that “1 in 20 want to see Harambe in the Oval Office.” Several minutes later, the tweet was gone, leaving one nagging question its wake: Why did Paul Ryan delete his only good tweet?

According to the newest AP report on the horrors of Rio, things have gotten so bad that just looking at its toilet ocean is about enough to potentially kill you.

Millennials. Sex. What do you think?

Here is something that actually just happened, per CBS News reporter Sopan Deb:

“In a letter to the AP, the government acknowledged ***the effectiveness of flossing had never been researched***.” Today is the day you stop flossing and start living.

NYPD Commissioner Bill Bratton will resign today, ABC News reports, just a week after Bratton announced he would retire in 2017.