Rich Juzwiak · 11/11/13 12:09PM

Earlier today, Mariah Carey released a single, "The Art of Letting Go," which is teeming with 10-cent words. They include "audacity," "dominion," "evidently," "exceedingly," "liability," "reverberating," "subside." Accordingly, our Mariah Carey glossary has been updated.

The Disastrous, Watery Future of South Florida

Hamilton Nolan · 11/11/13 11:08AM

Barring a huge public works project the likes of which the world has never seen, south Florida is doomed. Its end will come not from Bugs Bunny wielding a saw, but from the gentle lapping of waves higher and higher upon the shore. Three points to ponder:

Max Read · 11/11/13 11:00AM

[A drunken reveler in a Gorilla costume takes a rest while a masked lady passes by in Cologne, Germany. Photo Martin Meissner via AP]

Hamilton Nolan · 11/11/13 10:27AM

The U.S. Postal Service will begin delivering Amazon shipments on Sundays, because Amazon is much more important than the U.S. Postal Service at this point.

Artist Nails Scrotum to the Ground to Protest Russia's Police State

Neetzan Zimmerman · 11/11/13 10:13AM

A Russian conceptual artist known for his extreme political protests shocked tourists visiting Moscow's Red Square yestersay by nailing his scrotum to the cobblestone pavement as part of a protest marking Russia's annual Police Day.

​Lady Gaga Debuts Her Beautiful New Flying Dress

Lacey Donohue · 11/10/13 11:29PM

[During her ARTPOP album release and artRave event at the Brooklyn Navy Yard on Sunday, Lady Gaga demonstrated the Volantis transport prototype "flying dress." "Although she is a vehicle," she said of the dress, "she is essentially a metaphor for me." Photo by Evan Agostini via AP]

Lacey Donohue · 11/10/13 09:49PM

[Residents transport bags of rice to those in need Sunday night in the devastating aftermath of Typhoon Haiyahn near Tacloban, Leyte, Philippines. Without power in the central province, the only illumination in the dark streets comes from flashlights and headlights. Photo by Jeoffrey Maitem via Getty]