She won’t stop. Or maybe she can’t stop. But at the MTV Europe Music Awards in Amsterdam on Sunday, Miley Cyrus continued her desperate plea for relevancy. Not only did she exchange twerk spankings with a dwarf, she also lit up a joint on stage after accepting the Best Video gong for “Wrecking Ball.”

Thor: The Dark World earned $86.1 million this weekend but still fell short of high industry expectations for the superhero sequel. A film that caters to low expectations, Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa, finished in second place with $11.3 million.

In the last year alone, 58-year-old Martha Rigsby has called 911 more than 200 times, something she's been doing for more than thirty years. DC firefighters know her date of birth and social security number by heart. And now the District of Columbia wants to petition a court to have Rigsby declared incompetent and put under guardianship.

Reports from Tacloban suggest that survivors, desperately trying to stay alive in the wake of Typhoon Haiyan, have begun raiding and grabbing supplies wherever possible. Amidst reports of wide-spread looting, President Benigno Aquino III is reportedly considering declaring a state of emergency in the city of Tacloban.

"Our free stuff today is being paid for by taking money from our children and borrowing from China.When that money comes due – and this isn't racist, but it'll be like slavery when that note is due. We are going to beholden to the foreign master." Take a wild guess who said this craziness.

Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure, learn science, technology, and, um, possibly accept bribes of prostitutes, plane tickets and millions of dollars? In the Navy!

Los Angeles public schools, which had been in the process of a $1 billion program to give low-income students iPads, has put a temporary halt to the program after students repeatedly hacked the iPads to access Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube.

A Louisiana man searching for his abducted cousin shot and killed her kidnapper after he discovered them in an abandoned building Friday. The man, whose name has been withheld and thus could very well be Liam Neeson, won't be prosecuted — the Lafayette Sheriff's Department ruled the shooting to be justified.

There is a little town, about 90 minutes outside of New York City, where the public school district's unofficial mascot appears to be a swastika, and Jewish children are pelted with coins and insults, and no one seems to be doing a damn thing about it.

Classic news story: Man shoots friend, brings friend to hospital, denies he shot friend, later admits he shot friend.

Two men were shot Saturday night when a gunman opened fire at group of ice-skaters at the Bryant Park ice skating rink in midtown Manhattan.

[Afghan refugee men gather on a hill on the outskirts of Islamabad, Pakistan. There are more than 1.6 million Afghan refugees in Pakistan, and thousands live without electricity or running water. Image via AP]

Forget working from home for $55/hour online — America's newest scam is health insurance.

Witness statements given to secret grand juries in Philadelphia have surfaced on an Instagram account dedicated to "expose rats," revealing the names of hundreds of violent crime witnesses.

"Five years into their tenure, the couple has a social reputation few would have envisioned when they came to town: more standoffish than the Bushes, and ruder than the Clintons." Are the Obama's the loneliest family in Washington?

Capping his month-long residency in New York City, Banksy donated a work of art titled "The Banality of the Banality of Evil" to Housing Works, a charity that provides housing to the homeless and AIDS patients. The work was to be auctioned off to raise money for the charity, but in classic fashion for the reclusive artist, the auction devolved into finger-pointing and accusations, with the anonymous winning bidder backing out of their bid.

A Seattle company is selling "bacon deodorant," because who doesn't want to smell like fried pig all day?

The devastation of Typhoon Haiyan became clearer Sunday morning, with officials believing one of the most powerful storms ever recorded left a death toll that exceeds 10,000.

A formerly homeless man who turned in — and eventually was allowed to keep — $850 that he found on the street lost his general assistance and Medicaid benefits this week for failing to report the money.

Buried on the second page of a New York Times style article about Gore Vidal's estate are quotes from his half-sister Nina Straight, suggesting that Vidal may have been a pedophile, and his nephew, the actor and director Burr Steers, who says Vidal was afraid secrets about him would come out.