The Atlanta Braves Will Not Be Stuck Playing in a 20-Year-Old Ballpark

Tom Scocca · 11/11/13 04:35PM

"Nostalgia's a fad," Stan Kasten, then president of the Atlanta Braves, said in 1996. "This is classic." He was talking about the brand-new Centennial Olympic Stadium, which was designed to be converted after the Atlanta Olympics into a state-of-the-art baseball stadium for the Braves, at a total construction cost of $209 million.

Fly Girl Kate Middleton Attempts to Get Hair On Point at Somber Event

Caity Weaver · 11/11/13 04:33PM

Kate Middleton is likely to be the first member of the British Royal Family since 1649 to be executed by beheading in the wake of public outcry after she was photographed twirling her hair and smiling at the national Remembrance Sunday ceremony in London.

This Booze Substitute and Its "Antidote" Get You Drunk Pain-Free

Sarah Hedgecock · 11/11/13 04:21PM

For ages, dreamers, alchemists, mixologists and other enthusiasts have fantasized about a better world—a world where drunkenness wasn't accompanied by hangover, nausea or liver damage. Now, one scientist says he can make that dream a reality. Behold: the age of the "alcohol substitute" is at hand.

Veterans, Homelessness, and the Long Road Back

Hamilton Nolan · 11/11/13 03:23PM

Curtis Peterson, a veteran of Operation Desert Storm, lost his civilian job in Georgia in the recession. So he got on a bus to New York. Once here, he promptly had a stroke. Today, he considers himself one of the lucky ones.

Girl Sticks Bare Butt on Electric Fence, Gets Crap for It

Neetzan Zimmerman · 11/11/13 03:07PM

This video of a young woman participating in the "electric fence challenge" — hey, does anyone remember not injuring yourself for a few minutes of Internet fame? — is officially titled "girl's bum on electric fence challange [sic] goes wrong."

No, Populism Will Not Bankrupt Itself

Hamilton Nolan · 11/11/13 02:44PM

In Slate today, Matt Yglesias argues that anti-Wall Street populism is counterproductive, because it will cut Wall Street's profits, leaving less tax revenue for the populist government, thereby hurting the populist cause. It's worth pointing out briefly that this is incorrect.

Max Read · 11/11/13 02:02PM

Tim Tebow has pledged himself, body and soul, to CAA.

ABC Correspondent's On-Air Mammogram Reveals Cancer

Sarah Hedgecock · 11/11/13 02:02PM

When Good Morning America correspondent Amy Robach agreed to undergo a mammogram on-air last month as part of the show's promotion of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, she did it for the benefit of viewers with little thought to her own health. But as it turns out, the procedure may just have saved her life.

Max Read · 11/11/13 01:59PM

[An aerial image taken from a Philippine Air Force helicopter shows the devastation of the first landfall by typhoon Haiyan in Guiuan, Eastern Samar province, in the central Philippines. Photo by Bullit Marquez via AP]

Rich Juzwiak · 11/11/13 01:36PM

In further passionate defense of his frequent use of the word "faggot," Tyler the Creator says, "It's just another word that has no meaning." Tyler the Creator, by the way, is a rapper who makes money from his crafting and recitation of words. This is bullshit.

Hamilton Nolan · 11/11/13 01:30PM

"Moscow city officials are now offering free rides on the subway to any passenger who does 30 squats before crossing the ticket barrier to enter the metro." Did America lose the Cold War after all?

Max Read · 11/11/13 12:25PM

Is this the worst possible way to honor veterans?

Let's Give Our Veterans the Only Thing They Want: A Mission

Ken Layne · 11/11/13 12:13PM

We know what's wrong with Veteran's Day. We know this country is crawling with jobless, homeless veterans of America's constant occupations and invasions. We know there aren't enough jobs for these people already burdened with so much, and no labor market demand for the "skill set" of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder and existential dread. And yet they went out there and committed whatever insanity they were commanded to commit, in the name of America, even if it never mattered to 99% of Americans one way or the other. Instead of the usual Veteran's Day garbage of saying "uhh ... sorry" to those who suffered for empire, how about giving the veterans the only thing that can hold them together: a mission.