New York Times media robo-reporter Brian Stelter is leaving to join CNN as host of Reliable Sources, its Sunday media news program. New York TV viewers will now find it even harder to escape the Stelter-Shupak power combo.

Drivers thought the zombie apocalypse was upon them when a fellow motorist suddenly jumped out of his vehicle and began headbutting other cars.

Cotton-topped ladies man Richard Cohen hilariously poses as a "liberal" columnist at the Washington Post, despite being... how can we put this gently... a power-worshiping bigot. Don't take our word for it. Please, read the paragraph he wrote today.

Jennifer Lawrence was being her normal stunning self walking the red carpet at the London premiere of The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, when she spotted a young fan sobbing behind a security barrier.

The crisis in the Philippines is far from over. With dead bodies reportedly still lying alongside the roads of their destroyed city, residents of Tacloban are desperate for basic aid—food, water, shelter—all of which has been slow to arrive.

On Monday Capital New York reported that New York Times Magazine editor Hugo Lindgren would step down at the end of the year. A staff meeting on Tuesday, during which Lindgren confirmed his departure, confirmed what many at the paper suspected: This was not an amicable separation.

According to the autopsy, Renisha McBride, the 19-year-old killed while seeking help after a car crash in suburban Detroit, did in fact die of a gunshot wound to her face. The shooter still claims he "accidentally" discharged his shotgun because he thought someone was breaking into his home.

According to Brazilian model Tati Neves, 27, not only is Justin Bieber "marvelous and unforgettable" in the sack, he's also "very well endowed." Now who are we supposed to believe in the Bieber Penis Wars? The Panamanian prostitute who said Bieber was packing a "so-so" member or Neves, the married woman who filmed Bieber sleeping and uploaded it to YouTube?

[The St. Michael the Archangel Chapel in Tacloban, central Philippines has turned into a makeshift morgue for bodies found in the debris of Typhoon Haiyan. Tacloban, like many other cities, has been left without a functioning morgue, food, and clean water. Photo by Bullit Marquez via AP]

The internet is coming to the defense of longtime Wegmans grocery store employee Chris Tuttle after he was berated by a customer for being "too slow" to check her out on Saturday. Tuttle, diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, has worked at the store for over seven years and while being a cashier isn't his primary job, his manager will sometimes ask him to cover a register if the store is busy.

Jordan Linn Graham, the Montana woman who "accidentally" pushed her husband off a cliff just eight days after their wedding, might have some explaining to do. According to newly released court documents, prosecutors have evidence her husband was blindfolded before falling to his death.

Military suicides have fallen by more than 22 percent this year, though the Associated Press reports that officials "still don't fully understand" why troops kill themselves. On October 27 there had been 245 suicides by active-duty service members this year, down from 316 during the same period in 2012.

Tucked inside the most talked about art house movie of the year is a lengthy lesbian sex scene that seems to be all anyone wants to talk about.

[A man stands amid military graves at Ft. Logan National Cemetery, in Denver, on Veterans Day. Photo by Brennan Linsley via AP]

When 10-year-old Cameron Bissett started speaking English backwards with the same fluency of a non-possessed person speaking forward, his parents didn't pick up the phone and call a priest — they picked up a video camera and started asking their son to do lines.

82-year-old billionaire and News Corporation CEO Rupert Murdoch has been thinking about death lately. Over the weekend he wondered, on Twitter: “Can we all live to 120 or more? Probably not, but our children for sure.” It looks like Murdoch’s taking his chances. Buried within a USA Today column about the media titan’s fresh outlook on life (hampered only by his recent separation from his wife, Wendi Deng, and the phone-hacking trial in England), former Murdoch biographer Michael Wolff notes a new love interest:

News Corp's first quarterly results since the company spun off its profitable half are in. They suck, just like everyone knew they would.

A white supremacist best known for his efforts to erect a whites-only enclave in North Dakota was stunned into awkward silence after being informed during a recent appearance on a syndicated daytime talk show that he was part African.

Writing in today's New York Times opinion section, the psychotherapist and Atlantic contributor Lori Gottlieb offers a shocking first-person account of why the Affordable Care Act is in so much political trouble: It's because many Americans are too stupid and too selfish to understand how health insurance works, on the most fundamental level.

New research finds that women "were twice as likely to reach orgasm from intercourse or oral sex in serious relationships as in hookups."