What if Seinfeld exist in modern day?? Well, you can find out right now, if you hurry. Seinfeld and Jason Alexander are reportedly at Tom's Restaurant—their old, fictional meeting place (known as Monk's on Seinfeld)—probably filming a scene for Seinfeld's Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee series.

Ever wanted to know how to say a word in every European language? Thanks to this cool Google Translate/map mash-up, you can learn your geography and your languages at the same time.

The New York Film Critics Circle expelled cantankerous freethinker Armond White this morning, as punishment for his alleged heckling of 12 Years a Slave director Steve McQueen. White, steadfastly rejecting any critical consensus, disputes the prevailing interpretation that he did wrong, or that it was heckling at all.

We all know Peter Mayhew, even if we don't realize it: He played Chewbacca, the lovable Wookiee in the original Star Wars trilogy. And judging from his Twitter feed in the past week, he's more of a fanboy than we realized: He badly wanted to form a sexy rebel alliance with Princess Leia.

It is a bizarre mark of progress that America's level of economic inequality has become so chronic and severe that even the Republican party realizes it must present some sort of proposal to address the economic underclass. It's like watching a gaggle of nuns plot out a sex-education curriculum.

Sex makes you smarter. Here is where the joke goes.

Robert/Sherry from last week's sensational UK documentary Secrets of the Living Dolls was interviewed on the UK chat show This Morning. In case you need a refresher, the doc focused on a subculture of men who don rubber suits and masks, giving them the appearance of walking sex dolls. The 10-minute interview was as splendidly awkward as you'd expect.

How awesome is it to be a legislator in the Sunshine State this year? This awesome: You get to approve the legalization of adultery, cohabitation, and giving young children a strain of marijuana called Charlotte's Web, all in one afternoon sitting.

Emma Keller's controversial column on the tweets of cancer survivor Lisa Adams "has been deleted with the agreement of the subject because it is inconsistent with the Guardian editorial code," the Guardian reports. Apparently they frown upon publishing DMs without permission.

KFC is the biggest US fast food chain in China. In the past year, however, sales have fallen sharply. Why oh why have the Chinese forsaken our delicious poisonous fried chicken?

This is a good reason to make sure your web camera is secure. Someone hacked into a worker's unsecured IP camera and played the Police's "Every Breath You Take" though its speakers. Sample lyrics: "I'll be watching you."

Is this Conan O'Brien's long lost illegitimate son? Let's examine the facts.

"[W]hen a priest is far from Jesus Christ he... ends up being smarmy. And how damaging to the Church are smarmy priests! Those who put their strength in artificial things, in vanity, in an attitude... in a cutesy language..." — Pope Francis I joins the war on smarm.

Of course you should use silverware when you're eating dinner at a restaurant that has provided silverware, right there next to your non-paper plate. Nobody believes otherwise. But here's our important new populist debate about whether New York Mayor Bill de Blasio is too fancy because he used a fork and knife to eat a pizza dinner in a sit-down restaurant.

The Heritage Foundation hates hates hates government tyranny in your life. That's why it endorses a new "bipartisan" congressional bill to make sure you gays know your goddamn place.

Sunday night, a Southwest Airlines flight from Chicago landed at an airport in southwest Missouri. Only one problem: The pilots accidentally landed at the wrong southwest Missouri airport, which just happened to have a short runway that ended with a cliff.

A video from vlogger Boy in a Band that began circulating over the weekend claims to expose the music industry's "biggest secret": That a statistically significant number of the biggest pop hits of the last two decades were all written and produced by a single person you may never have heard of.

Beyoncé upped her feminist cred yesterday in an essay on the Shriver Report website, one in a multi-author series on gender equality. "We need to stop buying into the myth about gender equality," she writes. "It isn't a reality yet."

[This photo, from the Facebook account of Russian foreign ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova, shows U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry presenting an enormous potato to Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov.]