The Guy Who Played Chewbacca Really Wanted to Bang Carrie Fisher
We all know Peter Mayhew, even if we don't realize it: He played Chewbacca, the lovable Wookiee in the original Star Wars trilogy. And judging from his Twitter feed in the past week, he's more of a fanboy than we realized: He badly wanted to form a sexy rebel alliance with Princess Leia.
Starting last Wednesday, Mayhew took to tweeting a trove of candid shots he'd collected from Star Wars sets while shooting the three movies. They are manna for anyone of a certain age, raised on landspeeders and lightsabers and the Kessel run. Mayhew's wit is on display in full form. But so is his possibly unhealthy preoccupation with a twentysomething Carrie Fisher:
A backlot, a bottle of wine, and the ever alluring @CarrieFFisher. The rest of this set stay in the archive :) pic.twitter.com/OwHkEGq2ZL
— Peter Mayhew (@TheWookieeRoars) January 8, 2014
Dude, that is so awesome! You were one lucky guy.
Ok, you lot really like pics of a certain princess! Here's one of Carrie and her stunt double. You're Welcome. pic.twitter.com/CmHYPPvIpM
— Peter Mayhew (@TheWookieeRoars) January 8, 2014
Heh, yeah. Every little boy thought that outfit was pretty nifty!
Check out Han's face. 'Dude, that's your SISTER". Meanwhile Chewie thinks, 'not MY sister!'. pic.twitter.com/HfP8oeItWY
— Peter Mayhew (@TheWookieeRoars) January 10, 2014
Ha ha ha ha ummmm. Hang on a sec.
The most luscious princess in the galaxy and an 11 year old Warwick Davis. I want to be an 11 year old Warwick Davis. pic.twitter.com/SVkdaoH1XV
— Peter Mayhew (@TheWookieeRoars) enero 10, 2014
Wait, I have a question.
Its been 30 minutes, here is your gratuitous Chain-mail bikini shot. And look at @HamillHimself shirt! pic.twitter.com/U5RvJDuDpy
— Peter Mayhew (@TheWookieeRoars) enero 10, 2014
Like, how many do you have, exactly?
Quality time with my one and only! pic.twitter.com/doxX505XXH
— Peter Mayhew (@TheWookieeRoars) January 10, 2014
Hmm-hmm. Cute pic. Let's not make it creepy, though.
Wait! That's my one and only with a cheap mechanical substitute! pic.twitter.com/ZeOA0WLEx7
— Peter Mayhew (@TheWookieeRoars) January 10, 2014
Pretty sure you're joking. Joking, right? Right?
STOP! this is just wrong. Im closing this archive now :) pic.twitter.com/8fXyQ7n5Zm
— Peter Mayhew (@TheWookieeRoars) January 10, 2014
:-t
Boing, Boing, Boing. pic.twitter.com/miprSWnoB2
— Peter Mayhew (@TheWookieeRoars) January 10, 2014
No, no, no. Dude.
naptime! pic.twitter.com/Hb0ENE5Mkv
— Peter Mayhew (@TheWookieeRoars) January 10, 2014
Did you— did you watch her— while she slept??
Really? Why do I torment myself with these! :D !!! pic.twitter.com/NqekcZuN4Z
— Peter Mayhew (@TheWookieeRoars) enero 10, 2014
Um that's actually a good question. Have you asked a profes—
Mine, you hear me, all mine! And I'm tall, so nyah nyah! pic.twitter.com/UAEARl2Mjl
— Peter Mayhew (@TheWookieeRoars) January 13, 2014
Is that even Carrie Fisher?
Filming was stopped several times due to someone and their impromptu snowball fights. pic.twitter.com/ed4iCZYj6i
— Peter Mayhew (@TheWookieeRoars) January 13, 2014
Don't get me wrong, Peter. She was a comely young woman. But... who started the snowball fights, exactly?
Internet, your going to like this one. pic.twitter.com/xsWax66f4p
— Peter Mayhew (@TheWookieeRoars) January 13, 2014
Damn you, Peter. I mean, you're right. But come on. I feel... not cool about this.
Remember the pics of me lifting @CarrieFFisher? She was willing to return the favor... pic.twitter.com/gNspx551cb
— Peter Mayhew (@TheWookieeRoars) January 13, 2014
What— is that—- ungh. Yeah, we're pretty much done here. Joss Whedon reboot, anyone?