J.Lo's love life takes a turn for the strange. (Or PR-planted.) Lindsay Lohan causes a fashion week near-riot. Clooney goes public with his female wrestler girlfriend. Terrence Howard's murderous voice message. Monday gossip manipulates the public.

  • Jennifer Lopez went on a "romantic dinner date" with Bradley Cooper, who might be the randomest person possible, in this context? (Other than Marilyn Manson or Dick Cheney, I guess.) Until now, I didn't believe Bradley's 2-year relationship with Renee Zellweger was a publicity stunt (Some people did, though!) but now that he's "just the two of them" with PR-addicted post-divorce J.Lo? I just don't know if I know Bradley, anymore. On the other hand, I thought there was no way in hell that Bennifer could be real, but then Ben Affleck's post-breakup comments were so idiosyncratically resentful that it seemed real after the fact. Celebrity relationships take place inside houses of mirrors. Nothing is as it seems. [Us, TMZ, images via Pacific Coast News and Bauer-Griffin]
  • Justin Bieber, asked where he would like to be five years from now: "[Visibly counting] Well, by 25 or 26, I want to see myself, like, married or start looking for a family." [WWD]
  • George Clooney and his female wrestler lover went public at the Toronto Film Festival. Select quotes: "Comfortable and affectionate." "On his arm." "Plentiful PDA." "Rubbing." [Us, P6]
  • What Stacy Keibler likes about George Clooney: "Everything!" "Everything" is actually what Clooney calls his penis. [People]
  • Lindsay Lohan "nearly caused a riot" at Cynthia Rowley's fashion show. Quoth the Fug Girls:

  • [R]ight before the lights went down, a platinum-and-orange waif in tiny trousers, massive shades, and hypnotically puffy lips burst forth from backstage, hustling to a front-row seat with ruthless efficiency (and several security guards). For one glorious, confusing moment, we—and, we later learned, everyone in the rows around us—thought this walking creamsicle had to be Donatella Versace. Then, the entire room full of journalists sat ramrod straight and let out excited, disbelieving, four-letter expletives as we all realized this was actually Lindsay Freaking Lohan. We then simultaneously commenced trying to figure out if she was wearing pants. (They were shorts. Small ones. Very, very small ones.)

  • Lindsay Lohan is the double rainbow of celebrities. [NYMag]
  • Later, LiLo got into a foodfight with Jason Sudeikis at a party. Peanut-throwing. A literally violent peanut gallery. [P6]
  • Here's a alleged recording of Terrence Howard threatening to kill a stranger who left love messages on his wife's phone. It was all a misunderstanding, though! [Radar]
  • Would Kate Gosselin put her kids on reality TV again? "If the right thing came along, I'm sure we are all in agreeance [sic] on it." Oh. Kate. [Today, Celebitchy]
  • Perpetual naughty schoolgirl AnnaLynne McCord used to date attractive lump of muscles Kellan Lutz, but now she dates attractive lump of muscles Dominic Purcell. Got a type, that one. [P6]
  • Actress Amy Smart and HGTV host Carter Oosterhouse got married. He should rope her in as a co-host and start a show called SmartHouse. [Us]