I mean, I guess everyone has their limit, even Courtney Stodden’s mom, believe it or not.

Vivid released child-bride-turned-adult-performer Courtney Stodden’s “unique” masturbation video—now titled “Courtney Uncovered’—today, ahead of schedule. And what’s so unique about it? Oh, just Courtney melting an ice cream cone between her immense fake breasts.

Permatan child-bride Courtney Stodden apparently does have a line, and it's drawn at 70-year-old Gary Busey, who she says tried to seduce her at a party and slapped her mom when she tried to intervene.

Former child bride Courtney Stodden married 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison back in 2011, when she was just 16. Yesterday, she announced her second engagement: Adult bride Courtney Stodden, 19, will marry actor Doug Hutchison, 54. How times have changed!

Courtney Stodden might be meat for the tabloids—but she doesn’t eat the stuff herself. The 18-year-old Tacoma-born chanteuse, who famously married actor Doug Hutchison two years ago, when he was 51, has been through raging controversy, Couples Therapy—the show, that is—and a lingering aversion to dead animals. In July, she emerged in a faux-lettuce bikini at a PETA veggie-dog giveaway, where she extolled the joys of letting the critters live so they can roam God’s great, green planet in peace.

Being Courtney Stodden can't be easy.

On last night's Couples Therapy, Courtney Stodden was asked to change her distracting, kid-in-a-Hollywood Boulevard-candy-store-slash-sex-shop style of dressing. Here was her response:

Courtney Stodden and her husband Doug Hutchison made their reality TV debut last night via the second season of VH1's Couples Therapy. Alongside the likes of The Real Housewives of New York's Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen, Jodeci's JoJo and his non-famous wife, and that douchebag who runs The Dirty (whose own wife and daughter of Lorenzo Lamas, Shayne Lamas, thinks is a douchebag), Courtney and Doug will attempt to hammer out their differences...well, most of them except the difference that is responsible for their notoriety: the 35 years that separate them.

Here's an early look at Courtney Stodden on Couples Therapy. Someone calls her "trash," shockingly.

Courtney Stodden's Italian greyhound, Dourtney Stodden, captured all our hearts when she received him as a present for her 18th birthday.

Teenage crone Courtney Stodden, who recently turned 18, claims she's been mulling over all the porn offers she's received. Would this good Christian bitch do the deed on camera?

Child bride Courtney Stodden turned 18 today, making her relationship with Doug Hutchison totally not creepy. (Just kidding. He began courting her when she was 16, and it will be weird forever.)

On the set of VH1's Couples Therapy, Mr. Courtney Stodden got called a "child molester" for marrying a 16-year-old girl.

So it turns out the reality show Courtney Stodden is shooting over the next three weeks isn't a self-titled televised tell-all: According to TMZ, the teen bride and her 52-year-old husband Doug Hutchison have joined VH1's Couples Therapy in the hopes of finding help for their "major" marital problems.

Courtney Stodden, the May to actor Doug Hutchison's December, announced last night on Twitter that she is taking a three-week leave of absence "to shoot a reality show."

Here is a photoshoot from the set of Mom and the Real Girl Courtney Stodden's kitchen, where she and mom Krista Keller celebrated Mother's Day early. Nothing satisfies the sacred and sometimes sexy bond between mother and daughter like getting your silky hands sticky with some sinful strawberry shortcake.

PETA's new campaign features the Mistress of Shellack and her aptly named pooch Bizarre, whom she "saturates with love." The Dutchess of Acrylic waxes on about the joys of a meat-free life, describing her first Thanksgiving "with being a vegetarian." Stodden, appearing sans wilted husband Doug Hutchison, then informs us that the best way to save the animals is not to eat them.

Many were loathed in 2011; these are the ones we call our own. This is not a list of the world's most loathsome characters. This is (with apologies to the NY Press) a list of Gawker's most loathsome characters. Learn them. Love them. Loathe them.

This former Real Housewife pays for her drugs by selling sex. This actor was a junkie, this actor is obsessed with porn, Courtney Stodden turned down this reality star for a threeway, and this comedian/stoner hired someone to do his Christmas shopping. We all have our vices.

The freakshow oddity of Hollywood child bride Courtney Stodden and creepy actor husband Doug Hutchison has gone too far. Today, professional concern troll Dr. Drew subjected Courtney to televised breast examination. The goal: To prove scientifically whether or not her breasts are real.