Casey Anthony will soon get out of jail. What is she doing to get ready? An anonymously sourced report in the Chicago Sun-Times says she's working on aliases and disguises:

The mother of the slain Caylee reportedly is considering various disguises she can easily employ—to realistically alter her appearance. "There even have been discussions about cosmetic surgery, but Casey has rejected that out of hand," said the Anthony insider, who says she believes "Casey really does not completely understand the depth of hatred out there.

Once Anthony reaches the still-secret location where she will live (known to a handful of people—but not my source) she is expected to live under a pseudonym, "almost as if she was living in a witness protection-like program," to avoid being harassed.

Since the mere mention of Casey's name has been known to incite violence and anger the gods, this is probably a good idea, from a public safety point of view. It will also be helpful next time you need to destroy someone with a vicious rumor about her past. "Not only did my new roommate steal my rice pudding from the fridge, but I saw her old driver's license, and I'm pretty sure it said 'Casey Anthony.'" [Sun-Times, NY Post, image via Getty]

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