names
Maggie Gyllenhaal: I Have No Idea What My Name Is
Caity Weaver · 08/01/14 05:38PMIt's a Free Country So This Lady's Gonna Change Her Name to "Sexy"
Hamilton Nolan · 01/30/14 03:34PMMitt Romney's Black Grandson's Name Means "Black"
Cord Jefferson · 09/20/13 04:24PMBeezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop Arrested Again on Drug Charges
Max Rivlin-Nadler · 08/17/13 03:20PMHamilton Nolan · 07/03/13 02:32PM
Thatz Not Okay: Eating Food Off the Street; Name-Robbing a Dead Girl
Caity Weaver · 05/30/13 03:23PMExciting Day for Meat: All The Meats Are Getting New Names
Caity Weaver · 04/04/13 06:32PMPhilly Is Renaming a Cheesesteak Shop Called 'Chink's'; Philly Is Not Taking It Well
Caity Weaver · 04/02/13 04:00PMBlue Ivy: Here Are the Names That Get You Into Yale—Or Keep You Out
Reuben Fischer-Baum and Tom Scocca · 03/04/13 02:00PMLast month, the Guardian compared the popularity of different names across various groups in Britain—journalists against convicts against corporate directors, for instance ("Ian" fits all three). Among the findings was a Venn diagram comparing the names of current Oxford students to the most popular baby names of 1994, around when today's undergraduate cohort was born.
Rich Juzwiak · 12/21/12 04:45PM
What Should We Re-Name Joe Jonas' Girlfriend, Whose Name is Already 'Blanda Eggenschwiler'?
Caity Weaver · 11/30/12 12:45PMWhat Should We Re-Name Uma Thurman's Baby?
Caity Weaver · 10/18/12 03:56PMEnglish People Suck at Naming Kids: List of Top Baby Names Reveals No Jayden, Aiden, or Mason
Caity Weaver · 08/13/12 05:16PMWhat Should We Re-Name Suri Cruise?
Caity Weaver · 07/12/12 11:50AMDon't Let Government Thugs Take Away America's Corn Sugar
Hamilton Nolan · 05/31/12 01:21PMIf you're as American as I assure you I am, don't even look it up, then you can't be limited to just regular old sugar. Regular sugar is white, but "this land is your land" (multicultural). When you get a mighty hunger after driving your pickup truck to the American football games, nothing will hit that "sweet spot" except for some delicious real corn sugar. Whoops, sorry—the government bureaucrats aren't "okay" with that.
Historic Changes to Top Baby Name List Attributed to Kardashian Influence
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/14/12 09:20AMWhat Shall We Call This Next Generation?
Hamilton Nolan · 05/04/12 03:50PMAn Updated List of Things Zooey Deschanel Has Been Called on This Website
Max Read · 03/31/12 09:00AMThe Baby Names in This Mothering Forum Are Amazing
Maureen O'Connor · 03/02/12 02:59PMI recently came to terms with the fact that, if I ever have babies, I will probably give them ridiculous names. (Elbow Macaroni O'Connor.) This is because I lack self-determination and thus am perpetually at the mercy of pointless trends, and also because people with cool names are actually cooler than the rest of us. I am certain of this because, as a young female with a lame old lady name, I am human evidence of the inverse of this principle.