England is famous for three things: messed up teeth, Marmite, and insane hats. Their outrageous chapeaux are really hot right now, thanks to all the ones on display at the Royal Wedding, and there's no better place to get your fascinator fix than at opening day at the Royal Ascot Racetrack. Shall we take a look?

The Royal Family and they're often on hand for the races. That's especially true on opening day, when everyone puts on their most outrageous millinery to get the Queen's attention. Here are some of our favorite hats from the occasion.

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The only thing that would make this hat cooler is if it spun in the wind.

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This is the only woman alive who is pushing up daisies.

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We can't think of anything classier than this.

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The woman in this ensemble had a strange craving to eat cake.

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Stockard Channing has a British twin!

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I feel like the Queen has this same had in every shade of pastel.

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Once they've seen your hat, the rest is just boring.

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Even the camera crew isn't exempt from looking proper.

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Wearing hats is exhausting work!

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You need to stop celebrating, you bare-headed slacker.

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Rule #1: Never let the vehicle upstate your outfit.

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Princess Beatrice is overjoyed people are picking on her sister's hat for a change.

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They have hobos in Britain too.

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For a change, Camilla Parker wore her Bowles on her head.

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Postcard perfect.

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