fashion
Must Be Nice to Be a Man
Gabrielle Bluestone · 07/13/16 09:10AMElon Musk Not Future Enough For Futuristic Met Gala After-Party
Marina Galperina · 05/04/16 01:25PMLook At How Big Little Paulie Ryan Has Gotten!
Jordan Sargent · 01/14/16 02:40PMThe End of Watches? Yeah Right
Hamilton Nolan · 12/30/15 01:54PMEuropeans Are Trying To Kill Each Other For H&M
Jordan Sargent · 11/05/15 01:10PMToday, H&M released its collaboration with the fashion house Balmain, a name you will recognize if you listen to rap music, or follow celebrities on Instagram, or remember that jacket that made both Justin Bieber and Kris Jenner look like Michael Jackson. Anyway, in Europe at least, people are trying to murder each other for this shit.
What the Hell Was Jackie O's Halloween Costume in 1962?
Melissa Cronin · 10/31/15 02:58PMWe Must Export Brooklyn In Order to Save It
Hamilton Nolan · 09/17/15 11:58AMBrendan O'Connor · 09/06/15 01:00PM
Do Not Disappoint Marc Jacobs
Jason Parham · 08/25/15 02:27PMDesigner and Occasional Thirst Trap Marc Jacobs is hosting a party during New York Fashion Week for the release of Gloss, a new book about the work of famed 1970s photographer Chris von Wangenheim. Invitations, which were recently sent out, detailed—in ALL CAPS!— Jacobs’ absurd dress code requirements.
Several Works of Micro-Fiction Based On the Madewell Fall Lookbook
Dayna Evans · 07/23/15 10:52AM"Fuck Forever" Shirt Throws Yale Club Into Mannered Turmoil
Hamilton Nolan · 06/17/15 08:43AMMillennials Too Cool for Gap but Love Walmart
Hamilton Nolan · 06/16/15 09:06AMThese Are Good Shirts
Hamilton Nolan · 06/11/15 03:10PMThe Duggars' Creepy Homeschool Curriculum's Guide to Fashion
Ashley Feinberg · 05/29/15 12:55PMThere’s a lot more to ATI—the insane fundamentalist homeschool program used by the Duggars and thousands of others—than just bad science. In addition to revelations about cancer-causing semen, you’ll also be getting a whole section of fashion tips. Because if there’s anything god hates (more than lust and sex and logic and just you in general), it’s hairstyles that don’t complement the shape of your face.
The Photo Hitler Doesn't Want You to See
Ashley Feinberg · 04/16/15 10:57AMYou'll Look Very Cool and Handsome Wearing This $100,000 Gold Sex Watch
Andy Cush · 04/01/15 01:46PMYou're a discerning and fashionable gentleman. You have money, power, and an insatiable appetite for breasts and other sex-type stuff. You know what time it is. You wear a watch—but you need a new one. Which watch is the watch for you? Think fast: The insufficiently manly timepiece on your wrist is ticking.
McDonald's Is Shilling Big Mac Clothing For Fit "Trendy" People
Dayna Evans · 03/25/15 04:50PMTake the Pledge: I Will Not Have Sex With Anyone Who Wears an AppleWatch
Sam Biddle · 03/10/15 03:40PMImagine: you're lying in bed, the perfume of lovemaking still stinging your nostrils and firing your neurons, legs tangled with your partner. Baby, that sex with you was so good, you coo, rolling over—only to discover that your partner is wearing a gold miniature smartphone on his wrist. Don't ever let this happen.