Poor sad millionairess Jennifer Aniston. The actress recently bought the Manhattan sky tomb of her saddest dreams, but couldn't quite muster the strength to be a, gulp, single independent lady and put her own name on the apartment.

No, instead the place (or rather two places that she plans to combine) was formally purchased by the Norman's Nest Trust. Norman is Aniston's corgi-terrier mix, her only companion in this cruel, unfeeling world. Norman's Nest. And Jennifer's... what? Hermitage, perhaps. Jennifer's Hermitage. Where she and Norman will live out the rest of their days in obliterating solitude. When they aren't, y'know, going for walks and traveling and filming movies and stuff. [NYO. Photo of Aniston via Getty Images, photo of Norman via Splash]