Inmate Wants to Kill and Eat Obama 3.69K Maureen O'Connor 12/17/10 03:05PM Filed to: hungry hungry Barack Obama Cannibalism threats Secret Service jail inmates Gregory brockman assassination plots Gettypic If you're getting a Secret Service beatdown, at least do it with gusto: Career criminal Gregory Brockman wrote a jailhouse letter threatening to kill the President and eat his flesh. This has been your creative assassination plot of the day.