So now Demi Moore is dating Michael Phelps? After all of Ashton's hard work making "Punk'd" she just trades him in for a younger model? [P6]
Adorable Tina Fey wins three Emmys, loses her purse. [AP]
Lindsay Lohan is supposedly buying a condo in the Dakota. [Daily Star]
Martha Stewart fired her hairdresser over excess markup on blonde hair dye. Let that be a lesson to all you stylists looking to make a fast buck on dye! [P6]
Miley Cyrus can't wait to be done with Hannah Montana, supposedly. [TMZ]
Scarlett Johansson slowly pissing off everyone on the Lower East Side, starting with this bouncer. [P6]
Dolly Parton leaps from the audience at the "9 to 5" musical to keep everyone entertained during technical difficulties. Matt Drudge was touched by her showmanship. [KTLA via Drudge]
Mariah Carey likes to have the bathroom all to herself, thank you very much. [P6, second item]
Kate Moss may have finally broken up with Jamie Hince. [Sun]
