Roseanne Barr is outraged that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt haven't endorsed Barack Obama, so she's taken them to task on her blog for being evil and vacuous, and for "trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity." [P6, RoseanneWorld]
Graydon Carter and wife Anna have welcomed a baby girl into the family, Isabella Rose Carter. And John Varvatos became a parent this weekend when wife Joyce delivered a baby named Thea. [P6]
Did Paris Hilton get breast implants, or just a really good push-up bra? [P6]
Jennifer Lopez doesn't understand why everyone is talking about Michael Phelps since she's the one training for a triathalon just months after giving birth, and that should be the bigger story. [MSNBC]
In totally surprising news, Ashley Dupre and her mom went to a bar in New Jersey this weekend. [R&M]
Alex Rodriguez was spotted with two different women last week. In Miami he had a late night out with a mystery blonde; when he returned to New York, he was spotted with a tall Asian woman on the roof of Soho House. [P6]
Lauren Bush inexplicably refused to chat with Michael Lohan about energy policies at Bridgehampton Polo this weekend. [R&M]
Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell are reportedly handing over their paychecks from Heath Ledger's last film, The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, to his daughter Matilda. [The Sun]
Ron Perelman was spotted dining in Sag Harbor with his two daughters, and a mystery woman who may have been former girlfriend Anna Chapman. [P6]
Phil Collins will have to cough up $46 million as part of a divorce settlement with his third wife. [NYP]
Quick recoveries: Christina Applegate says she is now "100 percent cancer free." [ABC News]
Lily Allen got in a fight with a French TV host outside a nightclub in London. [The Sun]
The Gossip Girl cast apparently forgot how to dress when they went out to the Hamptons. [R&M]
Annie Lennox underwent spinal surgery in London last week. [E!]
Former Miami club owner (and convicted felon) Chris Paciello was arrested for getting in a fight on Sunday in Hollywood. [R&M]
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt would like to get married on live TV. Lucky us. [ExtraTV]
