Reps for Madonna and Alex Rodriguez claim the two are "just friends." They just happen to be the kind of friends who have secret rendezvouses at their apartments until midnight. The day after having a baby. [NYP]
The wait is over, Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook's divorce trial starts today. All the juiciest witnesses, like Peter's paramours Diana Bianchi and fitness model Carri Lyn Ciammarra, are set to testify first, leaving plenty for people to gossip about in Hamptons over the long weekend. [NYDN]
It's been 18+ hours since Angelina Jolie checked into the hospital in Nice, and still no babies. Don't worry though, because as soon as she delivers, her French doctor says he'll come out and give a statement to the press. Also, the room she might be staying in has pink blankets and views of the Mediterranean sea, in case you were wondering. [E!]
Anne Hathaway's parents apparently knew better. They never cared for Raffaello Follieri and had been pressuring their daughter to dump the Italian for months before his arrest. Also, Raffaello's former lawyer, Joseph Tacopina, is upset because he still hasn't gotten paid for the work he put in last year. [Rush & Molloy]
After searching for months, Donald Trump has finally found a new feud. He's lashing out at Anne Hathaway for being disloyal for Raffaello by dumping him before his arrest. We're sure she cares. [MSNBC]
Husband-stealer Rose McGowan and director Robert Rodriguez are over, possibly because he wouldn't let her star in everyone one of his upcoming movies. [Page Six]
Lindsay Lohan maybe-half-sister Ashley wants a recording career, too. She apparently has a much better voice than Lindsay or Ali Lohan, according to an inside source that sounds suspiciously like Ashley's own mother Kristi. [MSNBC]
More Lohan drama, a groveling phone message Michael left Lindsay, where he apologizes for speaking about her to the press and promises never to do it again, somehow found its way online. [Gawker]
Finally, Lindsay Lohan and Lily Allen might be doing a song together for Lily's new album. [OK!]
Now that she's out of the hospital, Amy Winehouse's dad Mitch is serving as a guard for his daughter, staking out the front of her house so she can't leave at night. Apparently he's not a very good one though, because she snuck out last night and went to a pub with friends before Mitch caught on a few hours later and brought her home. [This Is London]
Pharrell Williams wants the tattoos on his arms removed, but he's too cool to have them lasered off; he's apparently having a medical center grow flaps of skin that will later be grafted on his arms (which he'll inevitably cover up again with new tats). [NYDN]
Sleazy Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis is back in court. The latest: Steve Wynn's casino is suing him over $2 million in gambling debts. [NYDN]
Jay-Z isn't having a great day. A federal judge ruled that workers at the 40/40 club can go ahead with their overtime wage lawsuit against both Jay and the club itself. [NYDN]
Mark Ronson has finally entered the fued between Diddy and Jay-Z over who discovered him. Unfortunately, he's disagreeing with both sides (and being a good mama's boy) and giving credit to Ann Dexter-Jones. [Starpulse]
Pro skateboarder Tony Hawk and his wife Lhotse had a baby girl on Monday. [OK!]
