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An amazing, real item on sale at K-Mart now: "These athletic pants boldly proclaim just where she stands by pointing out that 'True Love Waits' in a large screen print on the front and back of these pants." Abstinence: It's right there on her ass. Click through for the colorful varieties you can order for your teenage daughter:


The bubble-butt version:


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Fun-loving yellow:


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Put it in your pocket!:


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[via Mother Jones]