K-Mart Sweatpants Keep You From Getting Laid
Hamilton Nolan · 06/05/08 01:34PMAn amazing, real item on sale at K-Mart now: "These athletic pants boldly proclaim just where she stands by pointing out that 'True Love Waits' in a large screen print on the front and back of these pants." Abstinence: It's right there on her ass. Click through for the colorful varieties you can order for your teenage daughter: