The cover of the new Us Weekly might be a little misleading on the matter of the Vietnamese baby about to join the celebrated, racially and genetically balanced family of Hollywood orphan-hoarders Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: the baby isn't yet en route to their New Orleans mansion in a satin-lined toddler-crate in the cargo hold of a Federal Express jet, as there's the small matter of the Vietnamese International Infant Export Agency adoption process to be dispensed with.

And even once the paperwork goes through, Pitt and Jolie will still have a two-week trial period with the "healthy" and "good-looking" toddler, during which they can opt to return the child for a full refund of their $125 acquisition fee (and reported $1,999,875 gratuity to the originating orphanage) should they determine that the tyke is just as boring as the spoiled, amorphous blobfruit of their own loins, so the media should exercise caution before becoming too attached to the potential adoptee. But Us does come through in the performance of its duties as the leading chronicler of emotionally fragile Jennifer Aniston's mental state by asking "a source close to the actress" what she thinks of this latest development in her ex's family-building efforts, and the answer is one we expected: After the addition of this third baby, she's just too tired to head over to the diaper aisle at Target to shred Pampers and hiss menacingly at stroller-pushing moms anymore.