What's the Grossest Thing You've Ever Done at Work?

So there's this video going around today of what appears to be of one fair-skinned 7-Eleven employee at work. One second, he's sitting in a chair, just kicking back. The next, his dick is out and he's masturbating. He's hard at work, etc.

This man's 90 seconds of recorded self-pleasure only furthers the theory that when people are left alone and bored at work, they will do gross shit. Like fuck stuffed horses. Or jerk off into their co-worker's shoe. Or rub their balls all over your pizza.

So. You ever jerk off at work? Ever put menstrual blood in your boss' coffee? Bake a cake with your semen? What's the grossest thing you've ever done at work? Share with us.

[Image via Shutterstock]